10/5/05 -- day 4 pick up lines  

nicholasfinney 52M
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10/5/2005 6:51 am

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10/5/05 -- day 4 pick up lines

Damn. I had no idea....

I was hanging out with a friend of mine yesterday and he told me that a 13 year-old boy he knows was telling him pick up lines he's made up, one of which was "according to my watch, honey, you don't have any panties on. But my watch always runs fifteen minutes fast." It seems kind of familiar, so I'm not sure he actually made it up. But just the idea of a 13 year old boy saying that made me laugh. Should I add it to my repetoire? Apparently this kid and his brother are home-schooled. My friend asked him, "So what is home-school sex education like?" The kid replied, "Hustler, Penthouse, some porn tapes we stole from a friend of our dad's."

If you'd care to add to my growing collection of pick up lines, feel free to comment.


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