Movie Review For "Coyote Ugly"  

niceguy20402 56M
30 posts
4/30/2006 2:50 pm
Movie Review For "Coyote Ugly"

Dis movie it be a piece of shit. It should be called "4 Cockteasers Working In A Bar". De bitches dey be dancing a lot but dey doan show der titties or get poked by any of de customers. Dese cunts doan even swaller when you be buying dem a drink! This movie it be like having a date wid de Prom Queen who let you touch her titties but she doan suck your dick or give you any pussy. Den you walk out of de movie theatre wid de "Blue Balls!"

2 out of 10 for this movie.

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