niceguy00769 47M
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4/17/2006 2:30 pm

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4/18/2006 5:52 pm


Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper, and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded, and said "Carry on, ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable erection.

"Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the Breathalyzer again."

Scooterbabe4u 80F

4/17/2006 3:23 pm

Now You All Know Why I refuse to get old!.
(Still chuckling)I'm passing this one on to my buds who have been captured.
Thank You!

niceguy00769 replies on 4/18/2006 5:52 pm:
Share away. A smile is the best thing in the world

AltumHunksUnite 53M

4/18/2006 5:54 am


There was a gentleman in a retirement community who decided to make conversation with a pretty woman who was also a resident there. He said, "I'm so old, I don't even remember how old I really am!"

The woman looked at him and said, "I can tell you how old you are. Stand up, turn around, pull down your pants, and bend over."

Not sure of what to make of it, the man stood up and did what he was told. She scanned his backside, and after a moment, said "You're 87."

Astonished, the man turned around and asked, "How the hell could you possibly know that?"

She replied, "You told me yesterday."

Let me drive. I like the view

niceguy00769 replies on 4/18/2006 5:54 pm:
LOL good one

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