I bet we have all worked with someone like this  

niceguy00769 47M
108 posts
3/23/2006 4:44 am

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3/31/2006 7:52 pm

I bet we have all worked with someone like this

Employee Performance Evaluation Laughs

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."

10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."

11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

15. "He's been working with glue too much."

candycoated4u3 52F

3/23/2006 5:12 am

way to funny

AltumHunksUnite 53M

3/23/2006 10:58 am

Here's one....

Poor leadership skills. Couldn't lead a pack of hungry wolves to fresh meat.

Let me drive. I like the view

Lioness_girl 45F
3494 posts
3/23/2006 7:28 pm

Too funny and so is Cleavis

Thanks for the laugh!


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rm_bucfannn 61M/60F
2110 posts
3/23/2006 9:44 pm

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rm_emmie234 52F
608 posts
3/24/2006 7:00 am

Too funny! Will have to remember these for the next eval I do!
She should love it.

niceguy00769 47M
123 posts
3/24/2006 8:08 am

LMAO would make for a great April fools joke

unless ughhh she really is that bad

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