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Self facial - I just jerked off and sprayed cum on my face
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Jul 17, 2008 10:50 pm
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Okay, I just couldn't hold out anymore. All this discussion about cocks and cum --- I went ahead and gave myself a facial - see picture to the left. I licked what I could reach with my tongue and the rest I kind of scooped up using my fingers and swallowed.
Since I had sex last night and jerked off this morning, not as much cum came out as I would have liked. Too bad I didn't have another guy around to contribute. I'd like my whole face to be covered in it!
One of these days I am I going to go out in public, like grocery shopping, with dried cum on my face or in my hair. How cool would that be? I doubt anyone would even notice.
Well, my dick is pretty raw. Time for a rest.
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Masturbating to pictures of cocks
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Jul 17, 2008 6:27 am
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My girlfriend came over last night. We had sex for over an hour and it was fantastic! Both of us had multiple orgasms. Yet... this morning all I could think of was whipping out my dick and masturbate while looking at pictures of guy's cocks. I viewed pictures of limp dicks, erect ones, some urinating, some ejaculating, some being sucked, some circumcised and others that were not --- all while beating my meat. As I came, the thoughts in my head were not of my girlfriend and the wonderful sex we had last night, but those of how I would like my face and hair to be covered in cum and to have my mouth be used as a toilet.
The picture to the left is not of me, but one of my many favorite cock pics. I've printed out quite a few and, as written before, I tip myself upside down on the bed and jerk off to completion while viewing the pictures, letting my own cum drip into my mouth and face. In effect, this allows me to at least pretend I've got some other guy's cock shooting his warm splashes on me.
Another trick I've done over the years is to ejaculate into my hand, then smear it all over my face and lips and swallow what I can. I do enjoy the feel and taste of it and understand why so women enjoy receiving facials. It's almost like a gift! If I do plan on doing this to myself, I usually wait a week or two to achieve a maximum load to be released.
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Cum
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Jul 5, 2008 12:56 pm
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Since I can now cum while receiving a blowjob, tonite I will ask my girlfriend to suck me off again. After I blow my wad into her mouth, I will direct her to spit it all out into my face. Hopefully I'll look something like the girl pictured to the left.
In the past I have tipped myself upside down on the bed and masturbated until completion, letting the hot splashes fall into my mouth and face. I figured this was the best way to recreate having another guy do it. Strange - I've put many posts out there requesting to suck someone off and I never got any takers. You'd figure at least one person would be interested in using my mouth as a hole for pleasure.
In my day-to-day activities in management, I have to take charge and delegate. When it comes to sex, I want to be completely submissive. That's why I have no problem with being urinated on or having someone shove their cock in my mouth, ultimately receiving the facial abuse.
So bring on the cum. Tonite it will be my own.
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Sex, Cum, Blowjobs and Erections
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Jul 1, 2008 8:27 am
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So last night I had sex with my girlfriend. We went at it for about an hour. I ejaculated 3 times and she had multiple orgasms. This morning we resumed our pleasure and I had cum another 3 times. What amazes me about this girl is she does not hesitate to suck my cock and for the first time EVER, I've been able to cum in someone's mouth. This is probably normal for a lot of couples but I have never been able to cum while getting a blow job so this was a milestone for me. What also amazes me is my own body, the fact that my cock can stay erect for so long. The only reason it went limp is because we stopped. Please enjoy the picture of my cock!
PS - She swallows.
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Lesbian action - girl on girl
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Jun 22, 2008 5:29 pm
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Never been a real fan of any gay porn, but I will admit to masturbating to pictures of guys sucking each other off and girls eating each other out. I think the most arousing photos though are two girls kissing each other. Gives me a boner every time!
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Cum, Sperm, Facial - It's all good!
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Jun 21, 2008 6:15 pm
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When I see pictures of a girl splattered with cum, all I can think of is how I'd love to stick out my tongue and lick it all off! What a gift that would be and how erotic! Actually, I'm wondering - has anyone ever had their face and hair covered in cum only to let it dry, then walk around in public?
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Shady Lady Ranch in Nevada - Piss
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Jun 19, 2008 9:44 pm
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In my search to quench my on-going desire to be peed upon, I recently contacted the Shady Lady Ranch near Beatty in Nevada, a legal brothel. Much to my surprise, I received this response:
"Sorry, we don't have any ladies that provide that service."
Wow! Perusing their rates, it is $200 for 40 minutes. To fulfill my fantasy, I'd sure be willing to spend that yet I am still denied. WTF? Please write me and let me know why this is so wrong... I thought the whole golden shower scene was fairly common. Surely there has got to be someone out there that would enjoy relieving themselves on my face.
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Golden Shower - Piss wanted
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Apr 20, 2008 10:36 pm
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So... I haven't been on this site in awhile. Too busy, I guess.
What's up with not being able to find a girl who wants to piss on you? I would think it shouldn't be that hard to find. No committment, no sex, no bullshit - just piss in my face. I'd bet there are ladies out there that would love to do it just as a sign of dominance. Believe me - I want to be your toilet! I'll keep hoping.
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Titty Fucking
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Aug 18, 2007 3:39 pm
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The only downside of my passion for girls with a small or flat chest is you can't do any titty fucking. My ex-wife used to pour baby oil in her cleavage and I'd slip my dick in there, going back and forth. She would lift up her head and have her mouth open as I thrusted, so part of my cock would go into her mouth . I always enjoyed kissing her after I shot my load all over her chin and mouth. Still, visually there is nothing better than looking at small titties.
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A 'Brazilian' for guys
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Aug 18, 2007 3:10 pm
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At least one of my past girlfriends shaved off her public hair. I enjoyed it. No hairs ever got in my mouth and I think it felt better for her when I ate her out. But - I've been hearing that more and more guys are now shaving. Anyone care to comment on their experience with this? How bad does it itch and if you're a girl, does it help when giving a blow job?
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Girls with hairy armpits
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Aug 18, 2007 3:02 pm
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Now, its no secret that I enjoy looking at a girls with fine, soft blonde hairs on their arms, legs and stomach. A turn-on, actually. But last week I saw several Asian girls in town with full blown bushes under their pits. I thought that was a French thing. I must confess, it wasn't repulsive. What I do find disgusting is some fat, pig slobby girl with stubble.
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Little Asians
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Aug 17, 2007 9:25 pm
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In Vegas, there is a large Asian population. Some guys at work tell me they are extremely attracted to these adult Asian girls that have the shape of a 12-year old boy. Now, I love skinny girls with little tits, but is an attraction to a girl with the body of a pre-teen boy a bit perverted?
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