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Tits, Cocks and Fantasies
 
Has anyone ever been pissed on? Am I the only guy who likes skinny girls with small tits? Have you ever had any Bi-curious encounters?

This blog describes what I've experienced and what my urges are. Even though I am in a healthy, sexual relationship with my girlfriend, I often fantasize of sucking cock and receiving those warm splashes in my face. In some cases, perhaps fantasies can become reality --- ?
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Golden shower + Asparagus = not pleasant Mar 28, 2012 7:53 pm
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When I request a golden shower from my accommodating girlfriend, which is quite often, I usually have her pee directly into my mouth and on my face. Well, the other night I forgot we had asparagus for dinner and several hours later after we enjoyed 30 minutes of sex I got in the shower, mouth open like a baby bird waiting to be fed, and she did her duty. I would have to admit that after countless times of being urinated on, this particular instance was not very pleasant.
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Hairy snatch - part III Mar 28, 2012 7:36 pm
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Okay, this is the last one. In this example, I specifically enjoy the hairy love trail running up to her navel.
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Let my mouth be your toilet paper Mar 20, 2012 10:06 pm
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As often as my girlfriend accomodates my requests to pee on me in the shower, for some odd reason she doesn't let me lick her clean after she pisses in the toilet. I'll tell her, "let my mouth be your toilet paper" and she grabs the toilet paper anyway to wipe herself. Not quite sure why she objects to my tongue licking her dry - I'm sure it would feel good and I certainly wouldn't mind one bit.
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Hairy snatch - part II Mar 20, 2012 9:47 pm
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Not only does this gal have a hairy snatch, she has hairy arms, hairy legs and a hairy belly. I thought she might be European but her arm pits are shaved. I've definitely never been with a girl with all this hair but something tells me I'd like it, as I have an erection right now looking at the picture.
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Hairy snatch Mar 18, 2012 2:35 pm
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I've had girlfriends who shave and those that don't. Not saying I have a preference, but I have never been with a girl whose snatch was this hairy. After going down on her, I imagine there would be quite a bit of pubic hair plucking going on.
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Saturday tits Mar 17, 2012 10:22 pm
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It wouldn't be a weekend without watching a movie or two. And what could be better this St. Patrick's Day than watching horror movies. And horror movies = tits. Yep - tits, a staple of most horror films. So, I've got a thirst for tits today, not green beer. Up above is a nice rack. Enjoy.
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It's raining in someone's mouth Mar 17, 2012 5:10 pm
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Today is a miserable cloudy and rainy day in Las Vegas. I thought - what better to do than watch videos of people pissing on each other. In the above picture, this lucky guy just removed his penis in time to receive his golden treat right in the mouth. It reminds me of what I like to do with my girlfriend when I feel her warm piss fill my mouth. I love it when it rains pee.
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Will I lose my sex drive? Mar 15, 2012 9:37 pm
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So... considering that the other night my g/f felt watching TV was more important than getting banged, is this a sign that as we age sex will become less important? Hey, I still wake up with a hard-on every morning. I still love looking at pretty girls. I still take pleasure in satisfying my woman. But if my partner's interest is less on my cock and more on some stupid television show, does that equate to my sex drive decreasing if I am deprived of the carnal pleasure? Will it reach the point that neither of us give a shit about it? Once we're dead, no more sex - no more anything. I say the older we get, the more sex we should have.
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Hurry up! Mar 14, 2012 6:43 pm
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I've been masturbating a lot lately - it's been awhile since my girlfriend and I fucked. Last night we finally connected, ahem! So, I'm like on my knees licking her pussy for around 20 minutes or so. She's moaning while I'm getting her off and I'm certainly enjoying it, too. So, I finally stick my rock hard cock inside her and she's like - "Hurry up! My show is on!" Well, I've always been more of a giver than receiver but God Damn it - I wanted my cock to feel something warm and moist for a change instead of my hand. I get enough pressure at work, now I'm being told to hurry? Fuck that. Well, I did and I managed to cum in about 10 minutes so she didn't miss too much of her precious show, but that was rough. I sometimes think I should just forget about pussy altogether and dump her for a tranny so I can be perpetually on my knees sucking cock and squeezing tits. It would make things a lot less stressful.
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Some lucky girl got a load of cum in her mouth Mar 11, 2012 6:53 pm
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Her reward for a job well done. She swallowed it, by the way. As it should be.
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Tatum O'Neal update Mar 3, 2012 6:53 pm
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Tatum O'Neal's publicist said the U.S. actress is not in rehab to deal with a cocaine problem, contrary to a report saying she is. "Tatum O'Neal has had back issues, had back surgery and went to a place that could supervise her use of prescribed pain killers until the pain had subsided," O'Neal's representative said in a statement.
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Lucky piss girl Mar 2, 2012 7:04 pm
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I've never hidden my enjoyment of receiving golden showers. I love getting them from my g/f but I have yet to get pissed on by a guy. Check out the picture above. This lucky girl gets urinated on by a woman and a man - at the same time!
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Friday's penis Mar 2, 2012 6:58 pm
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I just love looking penis pictures. In fact, as soon as I get done typing I am going to masturbate to this one, wishing it was going back and forth in my mouth. Happy Friday!
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