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Tits, Cocks and Fantasies
 
Has anyone ever been pissed on? Am I the only guy who likes skinny girls with small tits? Have you ever had any Bi-curious encounters?

This blog describes what I've experienced and what my urges are. Even though I am in a healthy, sexual relationship with my girlfriend, I often fantasize of sucking cock and receiving those warm splashes in my face. In some cases, perhaps fantasies can become reality --- ?
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Emma Roberts in a bikini top Nov 10, 2009 8:19 am
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Here is a picture of young (she's 18 now) and tasty Emma Roberts, niece of Julia, in jeans and a bikini top from this past summer. God, she has a nice, skinny body.
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Long nipple Nov 6, 2009 2:30 pm
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Wow!
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The Menstrual Blood necklace Nov 3, 2009 4:04 pm
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I was visiting another web site and came across a photo essay where a girl froze her menstrual blood in heart shaped ice cubes, then made a necklace out of them and made her boyfriend wear it, taking pictures as it melted. Now, I don't know if this is real or fake but it's right up my alley. I'd definitely wear something like that. I find the photo very erotic -----
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Cock admiration Oct 23, 2009 12:46 pm
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Snatch is the best, but I take a look at a picture of a cock like this and can't help but think of what it would be like having it slide in and out of my mouth. The mood I'm in right now, I would eagerly get on my knees and suck this guy's cock until completion. A guy fucking my mouth and exploding his cum down my throat just seems so natural to me. Having such an admiration of cocks, it would be my pleasure having one pressed between my lips and I've often thought my mouth should be used as someones cum receptacle.
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It's MY cum! Oct 22, 2009 6:24 am
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The only (sexual) issue with my g/f I've had lately is who gets to enjoy my cum. Normally I like to pull out and ejaculate all over her belly, then lap up my cum like a kitten sitting in front of a bowl of fresh, warm milk. I also enjoy cumming in her hand, then having her rub it all over my mouth and face. Another frequent choice is the ever-popular cream pie, then I get down on my knees and give her oral pleasure, sticky mess and all. But lately she's been saying, "It's MY cum," rubbing it on her tits or her face or her belly which kind of deprives me of my own treat. Oh, I still get to lick at it or rub my face around in it, but it's just not quite the same as experiencing the whole load. We were having sex several times a week, but that really cut down on the volume of my cum. I prefer to go at it maybe once or twice a week, because next to the feeling of being inside her, the most anticipated moment is enjoying my own cum!
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Gettin' fucked Sep 20, 2009 10:13 pm
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Well, it's been about 2 weeks since I got laid. I got sent to Baltimore for a work-related convention but am now back. I am looking forward to hopefully getting fucked tomorrow night.
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Taking a piss with a tampon string hanging out Sep 17, 2009 4:45 pm
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Now this is what I'm talking about. I'd love to be underneath this woman, getting my face covered in her urine. After she would splash my face with her warm wetness, I would reach up with my mouth, pull out the tampon by the string with my teeth and rub it all over my face.
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Would you like to clean up the mess? Sep 17, 2009 4:39 pm
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The goo -

Not sure if I've written about this before or not. I've often fantasized about wanting to be some sort of sexual cleaner. To be allowed in a room after sex takes place and just clean up all the cum and juices with my tongue. Take this picture, for example. I would not be a participant, but only allowed to lick all the cum from her pussy and suck the guy's cock and lick his balls until it's clean. It wouldn't be like a 3-some... I'd just like to clean up the mess.
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Which would you rather suck? Sep 17, 2009 4:31 pm
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A nice boobie, or a nice big cock?
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Taking a load Sep 6, 2009 10:53 pm
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Could this be my future? Damn, when I see pictures of guys or girls getting a load in their mouths it totally turns me on. Yes, it feels good to get my cock sucked, but I've only cum a couple of times when receiving oral. To give oral and receive that hot load... it must really be a treat. Not only having the control of making someone feel so good, but to experience a mouthful of cum? I'd swallow. Either that, or let it drool out and rub it all over my face.
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Lady Gaga's penis Sep 6, 2009 10:47 pm
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I guess this is old news, but I just got wind of it last week. Lady Gaga is possibly a hermaphrodite?

According to the celeb news site Bossip, the "Poker Face" songstress once admitted she's a hermaphrodite, though no evidence of this is provided.

“It’s not something I’m ashamed of, I just don't go around telling everyone,” she said (supposedly). “I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and doesn’t interfere much with my life."

Just a little bit of one? How does that work exactly?

“The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags."

"I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot."

"I have both a poon and a peener. Big f**king deal.”


Well, well. I've never seen anyone that had both a penis and vagina. I suppose that would scare a lot of people off. I'm thinking it would be the best of both worlds.
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Daniela Hantuchova wins 3rd round US Open match Sep 4, 2009 10:55 pm
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Well, my favorite tennis girl won today, beating Vania King 6-2, 6-2. I believe she plays the silverback gorilla next and I don't think she can compete against that manly power.

Here she is pictured after her win and from her appearance in Sports Illustrated.
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Pissing, Golden Showers, Pee, Razor Burn Aug 30, 2009 5:11 pm
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Well, here is a picture of a gal having some pee fun.

Just taking some time to reflect on one of my fantasies, I'm totally loving it that my designated fuck doesn't have any hangups about peeing on me. It's been about 2 weeks now since I enjoyed a golden shower. I'm thinking of other ways for her to spray her piss all over my face in addition to just standing over me. Since it's now become somewhat of a regular part of our sexual sessions, I'm wondering what would be the next step. Having two girls pee on me at the same time? How about my g/f and another guy?

Watched Halloween 2 today. There is a reference in the film about golden showers. A girl and guy are ready to get it on in a van and the guys stops, saying he has to go outside to pee. When she mentions that she may want to receive a golden shower, he says "that's disgusting."

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Say, my razor burn isn't as bad. I think I finally found the secret - don't shave too much. When I originally went bald, I was shaving twice a day because I didn't like the stubble. Then I cut it down to once per day, but having lots of razor burn. I used new razors and a lot of shaving cream and gels. Now I'm only shaving every other day and though I do not like the hair growth, the razor burn has diminished greatly.
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