i'm one sick girl...  

neotrio 41M/38F
1469 posts
8/23/2006 1:06 am

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9/12/2006 5:56 am

i'm one sick girl...

i didn't go to work today. i've been sick for almost two weeks. i can't shake it so i decided to give myself a day to rest.

cough cough.

my mom used to always make me chicken noodle soup and a tuna-tomato-melt. she'd bring me lots of magazines and 7up. it was and is still the best remedy to "get well soon."

cough cough

i want my mommy.

sniff sniff

i hate being sick. it depresses me. i hate being alone. i'm so bored. i hate not being able to do whatever i want when i want.

nobody to talk to. nothing to do. feel like shit.

cough cough

why do they tell you to drink lots of liquid? i mean i understand the whole orange juice thing...vitamin c...but most of the time people don't specify. they just say, "drink lots of liquid." well i've been going out and having a couple...uh...few...er...several beers lately and i'm here to say, "it doesn't work!"

lol.

well it's back to bed for me.

night night.


MisterPriapus 57M
6980 posts
8/23/2006 1:49 am

Awwwwwwww, poor darlin' Baby! I hate seeing that pout.

Let me check to see if you've got a fever- you sure look pretty hot! I've got this multi-purpose thermometer right here... which orifice would you prefer I use it in?

What?

It is too a thermometer! See, I used a fine-point Magik Marker to write some numbers down it...

I don't suppose you'd be interested in my ennumerating of the beneficial effects maintaining a high hydrostatic pressure on the immune system, or the importance of renal health.

My long-standing theory (as of about 30 seconds standing, anyway...) is that it's the body's defense-mechanism against the common cold causing bed sores.

Plus, tapping an especially full kidney feels exquisite!

Since I doubt that I'll be touching you anytime in the near future, I hope that you feel better soon...

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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neotrio 41M/38F
1213 posts
8/23/2006 5:29 am

mr. p-thanks for shedding some light on the topic. works for me...bed sores are one of the few things i'm not afflicted with at the moment.

thanks for the comment...you know i loves it when you talk all smart-like.

lol.

p.s. i've been thinking about your thermo"meat"er...i've got a place where you can stick it....heh heh heh.


MisterPriapus 57M
6980 posts
8/23/2006 4:32 pm

On the negative side: You never did tell me from which aperture to take your temperature.

On the plus side, you didn't specify your ear...

You know the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer..?

(That's the thing about my talk- it's like smart, w/o being burdened with knowledge)

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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sexedcravednemph 35M/31F
260 posts
8/25/2006 4:54 pm

Awe sweety, I hope you start to feel better soon. If you need my help...... I am always here. Take care sweety and I hope you start to feel better soon.
*Big Hug
Need some chicken noodle soup????


GuamBoyToy 40M
217 posts
9/11/2006 4:36 pm

I did stop in to visit but seeing you so misserable was to much for me to bare. I ran weaping with broken heart. I hope you didnt think I ignored you, I did stop by to peek in your window several times hoping you were feeling Frisky.

Hahaha...[image]


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