"swinging" with the boys.  

neotrio 41M/38F
1469 posts
6/19/2006 7:50 pm

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"swinging" with the boys.

this site is just saturated with "single males".

everywhere you turn, every profile you click...they're everywhere. you really are a horny bunch aren't ya? lol.

seems that while "couples" have more options and "single women" are like gold..."single males" are the bastard children of a.f.f.-nameless, faceless boys pushing and tripping over each other on the playground trying to get their chance on the "swing"set.

from a woman's point of view it helps to stand out from the pack. pictures make such a huge difference, any picture makes a difference but we can always go further-pictures of what (face, body parts-which body part?), where (outdoor, indoor, alone, not alone?), color, artsy, vulgar.....personally all the dick-pics have kinda run together, you've seen one you've seen 'em all. lol.

your profile also speaks volumes...this is your platform. say something. say something other than, "i'm a single guy, looking for some action." DUH! you click on a member on this site...chances are it's a single male looking for action....WHAT ELSE??

chatting...(groans)...does it ever really work when for the first time you chat with someone you start out with "hi. like your pics. wanna fuck?" or "i'm looking to cum. can you make me cum?" i mean really...does that work for anyone? anyone????

maybe i'm just a too much work, but a girl's gotta have standards right? but i don't think mine are too unreasonable and i think it's the opinion of a lot of women out there. i'm not asking for chocolates and flowers. i'm not looking for diamonds or committment. i'd just like someone with a brain, who can woo me, please me and understand that at the end of the evening i'm going home to "the man" and that's the way it's gonna be.

is that too much to ask for?

Jeepidiot 42M

6/19/2006 8:02 pm

Hey look...I'm hovering again.

I've always said this site has 100,000 men and 1,000 real women accounts. 9,998 of the women are looking for other women. 1 is looking for a guy with a 12" wiener, and 1 is actually looking for a regular guy. That one woman must get overwhelmed.

rm_sur_fer 44M

6/19/2006 10:18 pm

If you click on the "Get Local" button for Guam you will find 236 men looking for men and 358 women looking for men 53 couples looking for men, etc...Half are posted after a night out and came home horny. The others are probably fake. A few are real.. we all know that.

Standards... hmmm?

As far as the singles.. I can play "with others well" and can share my toys too. Actually got a "Gold Star" from the teacher for my sharing skills. The swing sets are far a few between here on Guam, I agree. BUT, when you do get to ride/swing, it makes you want to see if you can go completely over the top! And usually the rides last for a couple of hours!

Speaking for myself.. I am very horny! Wanna meet me at the playground?

As always Neo,I enjoy your post!

needsum671 40M
67 posts
6/20/2006 7:01 am

Very true I'm a very good example of this. Look at my handle and my profile. Nothing eye catching nothing to woo anyone. Just a profile with no appeal. But then again like many people who come here I just wanted to get in the door to see what this was all about. And i never went back to do anything to really sell myself for the masses. So I guess it's time to put some thought to try and update my platform to at least show a part of my personalty. Don't read this the wrong way like I'm saying your lecturing us to do something different then all the other cavemen. Because in a sense we are all still cavemen "wanna fuck" haha. Like i said before i love your blogs and look forward to the next one... take care

neotrio 41M/38F
1213 posts
6/20/2006 8:57 am

jeep-i've met her....yeah, she's a wreck.

p.s. i love...er...how you hover.

neotrio 41M/38F
1213 posts
6/20/2006 9:11 am

sur_fer-so you "play" well with others, share your toys, and got a "Gold Star" from your teacher...are you sending me your resume...do you have any letters of reccomendation that i can look at? lol.

by the way, welcome back. i mean i know you've been reading-you're handle shows up on the "readers" list but it's been a while since you've commented. thanks.

neotrio 41M/38F
1213 posts
6/20/2006 9:17 am

needsum-that would be nice. i'm starting to see a little more of your personality and it seems like one that's worth seeing more of. don't hide yourself from us, fellow swingers....show us what you're made of.

oh...and thanks for loving my blog...it's so silly but thanks anyway.

rm_sur_fer 44M

6/20/2006 8:06 pm

Thanks for the Welcome! I've just been "lurking" around. lol

Letters of reccomendation are given on request.
Like you said, seems like there more and more men pushing over their turn on the swing.. so I thought I would just play with my special friends for a while, wait and see who falls off.

Priapeo 46M

6/22/2006 4:59 am

It's an untolerable situation, someone should really do something... queue-number tickets, for instance.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
6/25/2006 1:01 pm


will this do?... should i send more?...
and i have a blog too!... lol...
kisses, my sweet, i've missed you

neotrio 41M/38F
1213 posts
6/28/2006 6:46 pm

sur_fer-well your resume is still under review but...so far so good

neotrio 41M/38F
1213 posts
6/28/2006 6:48 pm

priapeo-numbered tickets...good idea. i'm on it.

uh...you want one??

neotrio 41M/38F
1213 posts
6/28/2006 6:51 pm

toothy-ah...my dear, sweet toothy...you don't even have to try.

but feel free to send me anything you want.

neotrio 41M/38F
1213 posts
6/28/2006 6:55 pm

mzhunyhole-you said it!

thanks for stopping by and for the kind words. stop by anytime!


MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
6/30/2006 5:01 am

Heya Doll!

Another good Post! Sure am glad I did the following…

Sorry not’ve been free to stop by lately, hopefully I can make up for that a little: elysianpleasure alerted me to a new game of Tag, where [blog sexyeyes967] recommended me on [post 407785].

Rattles spray-paint can Tag!!!



Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



wickedeasy 66F  
25463 posts
6/30/2006 6:17 am

MisterPriapus recommended you through the blog relay at ShayeDK

glad i came - and no it's not too much to ask - it's the LEAST you should ask for - gotta love the guys who so lovingly caress their dicks in pics - the sheer idolatry


You cannot conceive the many without the one.

neotrio 41M/38F
1213 posts
6/30/2006 9:42 am

mr. p-awwww...i'm honored.

you like me...you really, really like me.

your blog groupie,

neotrio 41M/38F
1213 posts
6/30/2006 9:44 am

wicked-thank you for stopping by and for such kind words.

no it's not too much to ask for, but we've gotta recognize those guys for trying...now if they'd try just a little harder. lol.

rm_jus4_fun79 40M
1 post
7/3/2006 3:54 am

I believe this blog was intended for me.

1) Don't have a face pic-only because I work in a very high profile area.
2) I only have a dick pic-because my face probably doesn't look as good as my dick does.
3)I probably haven't met anyone here yet-because nobody likes the way my dick looks.
4)I probably didn't write anything in my profile to take anyone's breath away-because I'm not here to fall in love.

But the fact of the matter is, we were all prompted to take the time out to log on & open an account, by our sexual sense. You know....our 6th sense.... The sense that tells us that we're horny & the sense that tells us, "Wow there is actually a website where there's a chance for me to get my f11ck on." I don't mean to be so explicit, but it's true. I bet most of us didn't cum on here to sweep anyone off their feet, but to get 'some action'. Others will say nice sweet things to meet 'katie', & others just wanna meet 'katie! Bottom line....You know & I know, that we are all horny people looking for the same thing.....SEX....and if it progresses into a friendship then great. If you just give us faceless, nameless, bastard children a chance....you might find one that you would let play on your swing set. I still beleive you are the best blogger around. By the way, do you still go to Mac N Martis?

neotrio 41M/38F
1213 posts
7/3/2006 9:27 am

1. i'm obviously not big on face pics either.
2. aww...that's not nice, even if you are saying it about yourself. lol.
3. (same as above comment)
4. i'm not here to fall in love either but a good profile, honest and interesting, in my opinion can help set us apart from each other(and there are LOTS of "others" )

yeah we're all on this sex site. yeah we're all looking for action but for me, and i can only truly speak for myself, i'm a little picky about who i let play in my sand"box".

but thanks for the comment. i really had to sit here for a moment and think about my reply. now you're making me think.....hmm...i like that. heh heh. "best blogger around" i like that too...haha. mac & marti's is one of the places i enjoy, haven't been there lately though. have you?

Priapeo 46M

7/3/2006 9:35 am

    Quoting neotrio:
    priapeo-numbered tickets...good idea. i'm on it.

    uh...you want one??
I already got one, cute Neo... it's n. 8765


i'm sure you shall be gorgeous in your 50's

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

rm_Guam_MILF 40F
43 posts
7/5/2006 3:06 pm

SINGLE MALES ? I shall say so. However, are we women not looking for the "Third Leg" of sorts? The Biggest problem is not the sight being full of single men. The problem as I see it is the sight being filled with immature men. If not for these "Thorns" in the "Bush", I could see women becoming more sexually pursuant.

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