Mars and Venus  

nemisis8u 48M/44F
5 posts
3/29/2005 2:24 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Mars and Venus


I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And, I never have fiqured out why men think with their heads and women with their heart. And, I never have fiqured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do" One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, " I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me....I said "WHAT??" So she explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to sleep. The very next day we go shopping at Needless Mark-up. I walk around for a while while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them...She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $400, to which I say, OK....And then we go to the jewelry dept. where she gets a set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was very excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was ok....She was almost sexually excited from all of this an you should have seen her face when she said, " I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen the look on her face...it went completely blank. I then said, " Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my finacial needs as a man." I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during the spring thaw.

Cathy_Dave 54M/54F

3/29/2005 3:47 pm

Sounds like something my husband would do ..... lol..... good for you ...why not have some fun with it ..... lol ..... Cathy


keithcancook 60M
17841 posts
3/29/2005 5:44 pm

I am amazed that you survived to tell us that tale.


Apolybear 54M

3/30/2005 2:43 am

Was it better to be right or to get laid. Well, your not getting laid, so hopefully, you were right.


ScooterpieJane 61F

3/31/2005 4:20 pm

lol lucky I'm not your wife, you'd be substituting Indian Summer for Spring Thaw!!!


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