Makin' hay while the sun shines....  

nefanddy 52M/52F
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7/17/2005 3:12 pm

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Makin' hay while the sun shines....

I can always tell when its getting close to my "monthly visitor". Why? Because I'm as randy as a hormonal teenager right now!

I know, I know. Most of you probably think "well duh Dy, dont women have like...regular cycles? a simple glance at the calendar ought to tell you when its time to ride the crimson wave!"

Nope, sorry. Not me. I'm far from normal dontcha know. I have a lovely endocrine disorder called PCOS (polycystic ovarian syndrome for you curious folk) that prevents me from having regular (or predictable) cycles. Honestly, getting my period is like getting it for the first time over and over again. Its always a surprise. PCOS also gives you a host of other problems, none of which are pleasant or the least bit fun. And, at my age, its getting more and more annoying.

I know plenty of women (translate that to hippies) who revel in their moontimes. Woohoo, power to the feminine mystique! Let's all chant and do some feminine bonding in the moon lodge!


Honestly I am SO over the whole thing. Each month I pray that this is my last month. I mean, its not like I'm using my uterus for anything fruitful! Unfortunately I am still a bit too young to have the blessings of menopause. A girl can hope though...

For now, I'll just accept the fact that I have PMS. Those bearing gifts of chocolate will be especially appreciated. Those bearing gifts of chocolate while having the ability to throw me down and rut like a wild dog will be DOUBLY appreciated.

Or should I say double D appreciated.....heehee!

p.s. I'm SO disappointed that the mood list doesnt include "randy". Horny doesnt quite describe it for me right now, but I guess I'll take what I can get....

rm_rbb_bruce3 49M

7/19/2005 9:36 pm

Ah! That explains a lot about the Mrs! The Mr. is a lucky guy! You hang nicely. I completely get the chocolate thing! Gotta have it!

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