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Murphy's Law on Sex
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Mar 26, 2008 8:34 pm
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1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is
to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take
it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most
amount of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think
you've got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going
to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will
follow.
12. Virginity can be cured.
13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops
listening to him.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually
the same ones she can't stand years later.
16. Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
17. It is always the wrong time of month.
18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are
you won't either.
21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray
for crop failure.
22. The younger the better.
23. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
24. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground
that caused the trouble in the garden.
25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
27. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot
of frogs.
28. There may be some things better than sex, and some things
worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
29. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
30. Love is a hole in the heart.
31. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had
gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog
stands on the moon.
32. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
33. Do it only with the best.
34. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned
four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
35. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
36. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine
women.
37. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
38. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved
at all.
39. Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
40. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
41. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
42. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
43. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the
women he couldn't.
44. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in
the stick.
45. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
46. Never say no.
47. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love
her.
48. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
49. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
50. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
51. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
52. Love comes in spurts.
53. The world does not revolve on an axis.
54. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other
eight are unimportant.
55. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
56. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
57. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they
fall in love.
58. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
59. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
60. "This won't hurt, I promise."
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Murphy's Law on Sex
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Mar 26, 2008 8:21 pm
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1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is
to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take
it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most
amount of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think
you've got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going
to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will
follow.
12. Virginity can be cured.
13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops
listening to him.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually
the same ones she can't stand years later.
16. Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
17. It is always the wrong time of month.
18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are
you won't either.
21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray
for crop failure.
22. The younger the better.
23. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
24. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground
that caused the trouble in the garden.
25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
27. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot
of frogs.
28. There may be some things better than sex, and some things
worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
29. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
30. Love is a hole in the heart.
31. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had
gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog
stands on the moon.
32. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
33. Do it only with the best.
34. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned
four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
35. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
36. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine
women.
37. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
38. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved
at all.
39. Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
40. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
41. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
42. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
43. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the
women he couldn't.
44. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in
the stick.
45. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
46. Never say no.
47. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love
her.
48. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
49. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
50. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
51. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
52. Love comes in spurts.
53. The world does not revolve on an axis.
54. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other
eight are unimportant.
55. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
56. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
57. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they
fall in love.
58. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
59. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
60. "This won't hurt, I promise."
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BBW's
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Mar 24, 2008 10:26 pm
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If you love big beautiful women with huge voluptuous breasts and large round asses then you have just reached
the right place here at HotSexyPlumpies Featuring tons of videos and lots of pictures of the hottest plumpers found
anywhere in the world shot exclusively for the BBW lover in all of us. So send us yours!
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BBW's
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Mar 24, 2008 10:26 pm
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If you love big beautiful women with huge voluptuous breasts and large round asses then you have just reached
the right place here at HotSexyPlumpies Featuring tons of videos and lots of pictures of the hottest plumpers found
anywhere in the world shot exclusively for the BBW lover in all of us. So send us yours!
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Most Erotic Sex Movie Scene
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Nov 22, 2006 3:24 am
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Everyone has their favorite Sex scene from a movie that just tingles in their toes and warms them all over until the eroticism just comes right out of them. What is/or are your favorite(s)?
L can think of Two Angelina Jolie movies right off the bat, with Gia being one, and her favorite being Original Sin.
J has many, can't list them all, a few faves are Unfaithful, Full Body Massage, and Monster's Ball.
There are so many, give us your fave!
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More of Life's Questions Part 2 with a Sexual Twist
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Nov 10, 2006 9:34 am
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Why do they call it a blow job when you lick/suck?
Why do they call it Beating your meat(are you punching or tenderizing your pecker[and pecker too, your dick{proper name Richard on that one?} isn't a woodpecker]), Spanking the Monkey(are you disciplining your chimp?), Jerking/Jacking off( I think you get the point), etc.
Why do they call it Eating Pussy when again you lick/suck, and can you get a doggy bag?
What are some other Sexual Terms of contradictions can you think of?
We could go on and on, but want to leave some of the fun to you.
Original Life's Questions Post
Can you answer these Questions?
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Cuddle Parties, An Alternative for those testing the waters.
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Nov 10, 2006 6:14 am
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Cuddle Parties, An Alternative for those testing the waters.
Cory Silverberg writes:
The term “cuddle party” came into popular usage through vast media exposure of parties being organized by Marcia Baczynksi and Reid Mihalko in New York. The parties provide people an opportunity to explore touch, communication, and affection without the pressure of explicit sexual activity. When organized by Marcia and Reid, the parties have clearly defined rules, monitors, and a guiding philosophy. From the official cuddle party website:
Cuddle Party is a playful social event designed for adults to explore communication, boundaries and affection. Facilitated by a "Cuddle Lifeguard on Duty," who creates a comfortable, non-threatening environment, it's a great place to make new friends and to learn about yourself.
The brainchild of two relationship coaches, Cuddle Party was conceived in February 2004.
zSB(3,3) Since then, Reid Mihalko and Marcia Baczynski have sought to bring clean, safe, welcomed affection to the world through these events.
While the idea of exploring non-sexual touch is by no means something new, and get togethers similar to cuddle parties (probably minus the flannel pajamas) have been taking place for years. Encounter groups in the 70s, and non-sexual touch events tied to weekend raves in the 90s are common examples.
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Can you answer these Questions?
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Nov 9, 2006 12:20 pm
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More of Life's Questions:
~ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
~ If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
~ Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
~ Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
~ Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
~ What disease did cured ham actually have?
~ How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
~ Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
~ If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
~ If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
~ Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
~ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
~ How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
~ If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
~ Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
~ Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
~ Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
~ Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
~ Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
~ When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
~ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
~ Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
~ If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
~ Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
~ Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
~ What do you call male ballerinas?
~ Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
~ If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
~ If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
~ If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
~ Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
~ Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
~ Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
~ Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
~ Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
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Mind Twister for a Swinger/Swinging Definition....
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Nov 8, 2006 10:49 pm
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Let's say hypothetically the world's top dictionaries needed the definition for a swinger/swinging. Who is the final authority on what definition is used on any word? What would your best submission be for swinger/swinging? Can't wait to see what this brings up!
J&L
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Came across some Sex Facts
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Nov 6, 2006 6:30 pm
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1) 94% of men lie about their dick size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men need to use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you
have heard ladies, that's the
truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king dong.
3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is
not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can
make your penis grow. (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
+Some stuff on the ladies+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex. (YAY!!!!!)
5) 95% of women shave their privates.
+Both+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.
4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in June.
5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less
likely teens will use contraception.
6) Virginity is often lost with a person they haven't been dating.
+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.
4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people
don`t get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair
softer and shinier and tone your physique.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.
Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!
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