20 Suggestions for talking to a girl online for the first time!  

naughty_N_nicer 49F
5 posts
9/24/2005 10:59 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

20 Suggestions for talking to a girl online for the first time!


1. Don't forget to ask her how her day was, what she likes and dislikes, what is important to her
2. Don't ask what her breast size or measurements are.
3. Don't ask her what her favorite sexual positons are
4. Don't ask whether she likes oral - giving OR receiving.
5. Don't ask whether she likes anal
6. Don't ask if she swallows
7. Don't supply cock pics or tell her how big you are... WHO REALLY CARES!
8. Don't worry about telling her how hard you are right now....AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!
9. Don't ask her personal questions like whether she's shaved
10. Don't ask for nude shots unless she's comfortable offering them... and DON'T ASK FOR MORE!!!
11. Don't go nude on the webcam without asking
12. Don't masturbate on the webcam without asking
13. Don't tell her about all your ex's screw ups... She doesn't care or want to be equated to your past
14. Don't tell her about all your sexual escapades
15. Don't give her a list of what YOUR favorites are... she'll figure that one out herself
16. Don't forget you have to fuck a woman's brain before her body. Seduce her!
17. Don't talk to her like she's a whore.... Treat her like you would like people to talk to your sister/mom/daughter!
18. Don't forget you are given a gift talking to her... she probably gets COUNTLESS propositions a day!
19. Don't miss the fact that she's an incredibly wonderful and WORTHWHILE person, tits and ass aside!
20. Don't forget to show her what a GREAT PERSON YOU CAN BE!!!!! ... be a man, not a boi.

All else aside ... If she's comfortable with you... she'll tell you what you wanna know! JUST ASK BEFORE you do something!

rm_Screw696969 41M/37F

9/25/2005 1:38 am

Actually, I like a person to be themselves when I chat. I don't wanna clue them in on what or what not to say. If they're gonna be rude and disrespectful, I'm gonna know right away that I don't want to continue that conversation or any other one with them. It's hard to initially ATTEMPT to judge character if I'm letting people know what I do and don't want to hear. If a man wants to be total pig in a conversation with me it's not gonna last more then 1 minute before that chat window is closed (that is in the case that they said something enticing enough for me to even have opened it in the first place). On the other hand, if he strikes up a decent, interesting, and respectful conversation, he'll know he's done something right just by the fact that I'm still chatting with him - LOL. Then again there are always those lying, shitbag "WOLVES IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING" so I guess sometimes ya just never can tell.


thegrandprize2 45M
4 posts
10/18/2005 11:52 am

I laughed out loud on a couple of those points. Did you make them up or was that sent in an email?

I'll let you in on a little secret. Well maybe it's not a secret at all. We're not that bright. : ) I have friend that is a member on AdultFriendFinder and she showed me some of the emails she's received over time. I couldn't believe some of the pictures and comments she got. It does make me wonder if any of these guys have ever been laid in their lifetime. If more guys saw what you just posted though I would have a harder time though. So maybe you should just delete it and give me the competitive edge?

Which leads me to the question. Do you swallow? Just kidding... Hope that made you laugh. have a good day


rm_blue061245 71M
331 posts
1/12/2006 9:15 pm

Sounds as if you have been contacted by quite a bunch of gross losers. Are you serious, that guys actually use that kind of intro when they first contact you?

Actually, I rather like Screw's comment about NOT letting people know what you want to hear/read. Then they can reveal their true natures, and you can decide whether you want to have anything moer to do with them.

It has been said many times that the brain is the most important sex organ. I agree, and I wonder about the IQ of a guy who asks the kind of question you list in your "don't do" list.


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