I shaved my nads for this?  

natoslug 48M
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7/21/2006 4:12 pm

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8/17/2006 5:16 pm

I shaved my nads for this?

We have slowly worked our way into the online dating realm, meeting a couple and several singles this week. Meeting may be overstating things, but I will get to that in a minute.

We met a couple last Saturday, at the end of the evening, shortly before our babysitter turned into a pumpkin. Kind of sucks, eh? They seemed nice, so we invited them over so that we could continue to talk, and I proceeded to desperately try to stay awake while my wife and the couple talked. It wasn't boring, I am just too old to stay up that late if I'm not getting any. I think things went well, but I haven't discussed it with my wife, who was only marginally more awake than I was.

Tuesday I met a single woman on my own. We've had a few fun flirty emails, and thought it was time to actually get together and see if we liked each other. The evening began watching teens gather and threaten each other at the local lakefront park, and ended with watching teens gather and threaten each other at the local lakefront park. In between, we talked for about three hours and fed the mosquitos. We covered pretty much every subject except for why we were there. At this point, I think I should've made some sort of move, just to see if she was interested. After making the call to 9-1-1 (see teens for the second time above), we said good night and she said she was interested. I haven't heard from her since. Damn you, AdultFriendFinder!

Last night (Thursday) was the meeting with the final single; this time it was both me and my wife meeting her. I had a feeling that things probably would not go as planned. I think that feeling snuck up on me Monday, when I noticed that she had removed her AdultFriendFinder profile and disappeared from .Our meeting rolled around and yep, no MissPriss. Bummer days, dude!

Oh, and my meeting from a couple of months ago? She and her husband moved on to greener pastures after meeting my wife while I was out of town. The wife thinks she may have offended them with a remark about them taking their children to Hooters. I'd threaten to muzzle her, but that only gets her more excited.

So four attempts and our bed still isn't filled with extras. What does a guy (and a gal!) have to do to get laid around here? Should I find a more minty-fresh mouthwash? Quit shaving the ol' man-sack? Quit contacting women who claim to be bi-curious rather than full-on bi? (this last one because the woman I met Tuesday was still uncertain about including my wife)


nifty_fifties 63M/59F

7/26/2006 6:55 pm

Pick me! Pick me! (us)

mrs. n-f


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