Some Random Thoughts  

ThumbChickStool 33F
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8/21/2005 7:14 pm

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Some Random Thoughts

I'm totally bored and a little turned on right now, so just hang on.

I have a thing with chokers. I feel very uncomfortable without one, and unfortunately, my last choker wasn't very good. It broke not too long ago. A friend of my husband's (someone I wouldn't mind doing if given the opportunity) pointed out that women who wear chokers tend to have an oral fixation. I thought about it, and replied, "You can prove that by me." I do have an oral fixation, I love to suck on stuff and I constantly have a supply of either gum or lollipops to help satisfy the urge. I wonder if that's true of other women.

Another random thought: I was a theater major in high school. I was never cast in productions (I think being short, latin, and big breasted kept me offstage) so I spent most of my time back stage in the costume shop. My senior year, we did a production of Romeo and Juliet. The director was one of my favorite teachers, and I set out to try and get him to cast a girl (ok, me) in the role of Mercutio. Go with me on this one, ok? Look at some of his lines, especially when he's just fooling around with Romeo. My strongest point that almost won out: The morning after the Capulet's party (act 2, scene 3), Mercutio is bitching to Benvolio about Rosaline, Romeo's old love interest. He sounds a bit jealous, n'est pas? There's more throughout the scene. Now, who else would be pissed off to be ditched fora woman besides a jealous woman? And also, in act 2 scene 1, we hear Mercutio use Rosaline as a way to get Romeo to rise to the bait. Who else but a woman would use an ex-girlfriend to get some sort of rise out of her man? I almost won the part, but instead was made costume designer and head of costumes. Not quite a fair trade, but I was satisfied.

BTW, how does one go about instilling romance in a person who does not have a romantic bone in their body??? I have dropped subtle hints, obvious hints, and just come straight out with some ideas that I would love my husband to act on. However, they don't seem to be getting through. I want to be romanced, I want to be seduced. I am a sensualist by nature, so I love the caresses, the soft lighting, the scented candles. I thrive on unexpected presents, and surprise dinners. And some how, he still doesn't get it. So, how does one go about hammering this information into his thick skull??

Alright, enough rambling. Just some random thoughts rolling around in my sex-deprived brain. Enjoy!

bk2basics 41M

8/23/2005 1:55 pm

Have you ever thought about just getting a dog??? There loyal, friendly, and pretty much do what you want them to do, not that they can totally replace a husband...just a random thought.

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