asshole or pussy?  

n0tatalker 39M
628 posts
6/13/2006 5:52 pm

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6/23/2006 5:13 pm

asshole or pussy?

well i have another c0ntestant f0r our 10 male bloggers that are m0re awesomer then me (and by me i mean dice). this guy is really b0ring but n0t so sure he's so b0ring that he deserves to get made fun of f0r it. i mean the title of his blog is black raven. black fucking raven... cuz when y0u said raven... i automatically asked my self. "self, i w0nder what c0lor the raven is? is it a special c0lor that is n0t unique, or maybe even an abnormal hugh to its feathers? , or perhaps an unlikely c0lor that makes this animal unusual?" redundant, and b0ring he is but n0t really stupid enough! he is a blatant repressed h0mosexual... but n0thing wrong with that (except the prolonged denial can't be g0od). his p0etry is stupid but it uses relativly big w0rds and it even rhymes s0metimes.
no exxstasy101 exxstasy101 's offense is hidden on the b0ttom of page 4 of his fucktacular blog in Well Well Well I.
the guy has recently been diagnosed with a brain tumor... and his dr. urges immediate surgury... so what d0es the black raven respond to the dr.? uhhh, well gee doc my brother is getting married next m0nth and i d0n't want to miss that!
y0u stupid fuck! if y0u get a brain tumor i hate to say it but y0u do what the dr. or collective medical opinion is.
because if g0d f0rbid y0u have scars, go blind, get hearing loss, facial paralysis (or any or all other types of paralysis) or any gagoogle billion other p0ssible scenarios... actually happens y0u are innocent and unlucky. and y0u w0uld have my sympathy wether y0u wanted it or n0t!
but n0w if y0u die it is because y0u are stupid!
c0ngradulations idiot! y0ur awesomer then me (and by me i mean dice)! and when this g0es to p0ll at its c0mpletion y0u personally get my v0te f0r most awesomerest then me (and by me i mean dice)!!! y0u selfish dick! y0ur m0ther gave y0u one j0b when she chose (or f0rgot) n0t to scrape y0ur fetis from her w0mb... d0n't fucking die! n0t- make it to y0ur dipshit brother's wedding before y0u die. sympathy fuck y0u! y0ur p0or parents... y0ur brother... they care about y0u... maybe even l0ve y0ur fucktacularly fucktarded dumb ass!
y0u should have to live with that kind of stupidity all by y0urself, but y0u d0n't get to... they do!

when y0u mix b0ring with stupidity y0u have a v0litile situation...
exxstasy101

y0u think im wrong? i can already respond to that fuck y0u! insensitive? maybe. fuck y0u t0o.
but what do y0u think? selfish or sympathy?


loadeddice05 44M

6/14/2006 6:42 am

Never felt the need to scold you!! And this time I feel it is warranted. Now! Just because you take photo's of yourself in gay positions and cry about your headaches.(a definate result of menstral cramps) Would that really make you a closet fag??

As I type this I think?? Yes!! I do this sometimes!!!(ass)

Anyways!! I think I'm off into the sunset?? I obviously don't belong here?? Isn't so damn plainly written on all blog walls that a heterosexual males blog just can't compete with this stuff!!!! Where would I ever come up with the passion needed to describe a hot night on the dance floor?? Or describe my blinding tumor??

What I'm saying nOtat!!! Is we're men pal!! And it just seems like were needed somewhere more manly??? Is there a blog place where men can talk to women about real and important stuff?? Like fucking, hooking up and...... more fucking!! No I/we gotta do the dance and throw in stuff that truly make me gag.. My friend!!

I am crowning you most awsomerest's blog man west of the Peco's!! Wear this crown well!! The hearts of true men slain and destroyed have tarnished it!!!! .......i walk into tha' sunset??????


n0tatalker 39M

6/14/2006 12:47 pm

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    Never felt the need to scold you!! And this time I feel it is warranted. Now! Just because you take photo's of yourself in gay positions and cry about your headaches.(a definate result of menstral cramps) Would that really make you a closet fag??

    As I type this I think?? Yes!! I do this sometimes!!!(ass)

    Anyways!! I think I'm off into the sunset?? I obviously don't belong here?? Isn't so damn plainly written on all blog walls that a heterosexual males blog just can't compete with this stuff!!!! Where would I ever come up with the passion needed to describe a hot night on the dance floor?? Or describe my blinding tumor??

    What I'm saying nOtat!!! Is we're men pal!! And it just seems like were needed somewhere more manly??? Is there a blog place where men can talk to women about real and important stuff?? Like fucking, hooking up and...... more fucking!! No I/we gotta do the dance and throw in stuff that truly make me gag.. My friend!!

    I am crowning you most awsomerest's blog man west of the Peco's!! Wear this crown well!! The hearts of true men slain and destroyed have tarnished it!!!! .......i walk into tha' sunset??????
i accept... wanna dance?


maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
6/14/2006 1:19 pm

I DARE You!


loadeddice05 44M

6/14/2006 2:21 pm

Can we grind???


loadeddice05 44M

6/14/2006 2:23 pm

Senor pillow is back??? Will you destroy him while I sit back and watch????


n0tatalker 39M

6/14/2006 4:27 pm

spoon!


n0tatalker 39M

6/14/2006 4:28 pm

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    Senor pillow is back??? Will you destroy him while I sit back and watch????
y0u g0t the c0n!


RedheadedMedStd 34F

6/15/2006 9:04 am

I think you may be going for the record of saying fuck the most times in one blog post.


n0tatalker 39M

6/23/2006 5:13 pm

    Quoting RedheadedMedStd:
    I think you may be going for the record of saying fuck the most times in one blog post.
well im all about settin' records.


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