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WARM WET HUNYHOLE
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Apr 30, 2008 7:01 am
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I can say one thang..dating sure ain't nothing like I thought it was gonna be.Ya never know from one fella to the next what the hell they 'spect of ya 
One wants ya to act like some  lil demure thang..just be his eye candy,shut your mouth and look right purty  then ya goes out with the next fella and he likes for ya to dress trashy and be all over him..what's a gurl to do 
I wanna be more than just a warm wet hunyhole to fellas  but I ain't gonna deny that I likee sex too  There has been a couple of fellas that had a way bout'em I just couldn't resist 
I wanna be my best,be just what some fella might be a'liking..be uninhibited  show him my bag of tricks  I wanna have the bestest time together we can have At times I have been the one who wanted to put it all over some fella 
But I wouldn't say I'm all that aggressive  I more'un likely wait for the fella to make the first move..But after that watch out mister cause I'm gonna go bout pleasing ya with great gusto  I can really get into sex >>!
I wanna get my hands and body all over a fella  yeppers I am  I can't wait to feel naked skin next to mine  My fingers wanna stroke,carress and glide all over  touch every durn place I can reach.I wanna hear that fella moan and groan  Then I wanna ride that thang for all I'm worth  ride that bad boy right good happyf; as long as we both can stand it.Till we're both..hot,wet and totally sated  I wanna be remembered as a gal ya made sweet love to..not just some woman ya just fucked 
Would you more'un likely be making the first move or be a'waiting for someone to make the moves on you?
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GET YA SOME
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Apr 29, 2008 6:08 am
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One of my all time favorite singers is Janis  that's MZJoplin for those of ya who don't know who the frick I'm a'talking bout Alot of her songs..the words of'em are like she is a'singing my heart  Songs like "A woman left lonely will do crazy things on lonely occasions"..cause she's just a victim of some fella Now how true is that I tell ya  If'un I had me a fella or two round here to soothe me every now and then..mayhaps that would take the edge off'un my craziness  just a thought there a nice thought 
And of course there's my all time favorite song  " Get it while ya can..if someone cums along..gonna give ya a lil love and affection..I say get while ya can"  Ya know..there is a saying..ya better get it while the getting is good  I know I sure the hell wanna Getting on in years now I wanna get me all that I can  I just luvs making love 
If ya need to get it while the gettings good..what is it you need to be a'getting?
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IF UR NAKED...UR FUCKED
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Apr 27, 2008 9:01 pm
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I have always tried to stay friends with most all folks I meet no matter how our relationship has ended  I hope that no matter what once we've been together  and we'd have a chance somewhere down the road to be together again..that there would happen,ya know..we'd still wanna be nice to each other..enjoy one another again  One thang I can say..I don't wanna be one of those folks who ever gives love a bad name 
Sooooo..I had this here so called former friend-that-had-benefits..stop by and see me said he was in the neighborhood.I said..ya don't say  ,he lives like 350 miles away  .Of course I welcome him right in..fix him dinner..make him feel right at home I do I'm always glad to see an old friend.It gets late..so he decides to stay the night
I get ready to get in my bed..and there he is already in it all sexy and naked and  y'all know that soooo of course here I am thinking..Yeppers I'm gonna get me some  ..WRONG He don't want him no huny  Tells me he just wants to sleep naked 
Well..I tell him..I don't think so  then I'm a'getting me some..If you're a'sleeping naked in my bed..we're gonna be fucking mister happyf;Nobody sleeps in this here bed  ..well not all night anywho.
If you're in somebody's bed naked..what would be your intentions?
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THE EASIEST THANG
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Apr 27, 2008 10:03 am
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I've always been way more than likely to give someone a lil something than to take thangs from somebody that there just makes me a tad bit uncomfortable. It makes me feel much better to be the one a'giving thangs to whoever 
There is soooooooo much joy in giving  one of the best thangs in life ya can ever do and the easiest thang in the world ya can ever do is to just stop and be nice to another human being Yes-sir-ree-bob I sure the hell am..hope y'all have taken the time to do that there  Think free..be free to be
Has anyone been nice to you today?
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OPEN TO SUGGESTION
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Apr 25, 2008 6:46 am
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At my age..I've gotten so I like thangs to go in a natural flow I purty much just go with the flow I wouldn't call that set in my ways by any means I am always open to suggestion I can be easily lead into temptation  but there are some thangs I got my own way of a'doing
I sure the hell ain't into new fangled thangs and doubt I ever will be.It's just so hard for me to get the fricking hang of'em.I got me this here big assed TV not long ago and half the time and I can't even turn the frigging thang on gotta find sissy to do it for me..lordy.I still don't own me no cell phone..ya can call me at home and leave me a message..luv talking to y'all I sure nuff do  Only owned this here computer not too long and that's cause of the grandkids..they told me to get one I thought'em evil..mercy was I wrong I sure was..geting one was the best thang that ever happened to me it changed my whole life I tell ya
It ain't even been that long since I changed from a vcr to a dvd player yeah believe that there And I luv cult movies and the old black and white movies I still listen to the oldie goldies too..rock on lil cildren..but,  still yeah I do.
Would you be teaching the trick..or be the one learning a new one?
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EYES WIDE SHUT
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Apr 23, 2008 8:47 pm
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One durn thang ya sure the heck could never doubt bout me..I luvs me some oral sex  and when I'm lucky enuff to be down there 'tween some fellas legs  there is no doubt I'm gonna be a'checking that bad boy out gonna be looking him right in his ole eye I am. I always take me a good gander at anything I put in this here mouth
And more'un likely I'm gonna get me a good ole whiff of it too  and it better pass the smell test fore it passes these here sweet lips But once I gets into it..lordy,lordy  once I gets into that zone once I get into really sucking on me one then..I do close my eyes..at times they have even cum close to rolling back I have to admit cause I enjoy it so much I am 
When y'all get down there and have oral sex..are your eyes..open or closed?
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PLANTED
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Apr 22, 2008 8:39 pm
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Today was the day ya was supposed to plant ya something yes I am But I'll tell y'all what I'd like to have planted two nice juicy lips planted right up against mine bout now would be right nice  or..
Have my ass planted right in the middle of some nice ole bed  with somebody planted right on top of me..now we're talking Well..y'all can see where my mind is planted 
What's the last thang y'all planted?
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TALK SEX
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Apr 21, 2008 8:26 am
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Every sunday night..me and sissy watch this here show called Talk Sex on the Oxygen channel.It has this here older woman who has folks who calls in  and asks her any ole question they wanna right on the air..cause it's live.So there we was a'goofing off and I calls in and lo and behold I gets thru I'm gonna get to talk to ole Sue that there's her name..Oh noooo what am I gonna ask her I didn't think I'd get thru these here lines..ya know
Sooooo just offa the top of my head I asked her what she thought bout a woman my age wanting to be promicuos..of not a'wanting just one man..not having the urge to be nobody's gurlfriend nary more..to not have no feeling of wanting to ever be in love with no fella again  not that I don't luv sex..lordy I DO But falling in love that there just ain't for me I told her.
Well..she told me that..that there was just fine as long as I was protecting myself..ya know a'having safe sex.She said it didn't matter one durn bit how many yahoos I slept with..that was my own durn business and no one should judge me..least of all her and I shouldn't care what anyone else said..it's my life..not theirs..live and enjoy everyday of mine to the fullest. She asked what my sis thought ..sis says ya need to have feelings to sex with someone..I tell'em feel this
Who would you like to talk to on the phone..if ya could?
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YES THE RUMOR IS TRUE
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Apr 19, 2008 8:22 am
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Getting purty near that time of year that I open my home to anyone's of y'all that might wanna come on down to my home sweet home right here in Kentucky and meet up with other bloggers like'un we did last year..We called it Hunystock and I reckon we'll have us a Hunystock 2 here in bout 75 days it looks like
It's gonna be held July 2nd-3rd and 4th .Y'all are welcome to cum on any given day or all three days There are 6 hotels within mimutes of my house to stay at and if ya wanna you're more than welcome to camp out in my yard
Each day we will be a'having a big ole cook out at my house right fore the free concerts they have right on the Ohio river banks yes indeedy I am and they fricking rock  Then back to my house to par-tay till the cows cum home  I will blog more in up coming blogs on what will be a'going on..got lots planned this a'here year Hope all the same folks return and even more of y'all cum and join in the fun. Stay tuned as I will continue to update what all I'm a'planning on..y'all cum now 
How far ya reckon ya live from Ashland,Kentucky?
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KISS ME RIGHT THERE
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Apr 17, 2008 9:01 pm
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I luv's a'being kissed everywhere's  and I do mean everywhere's There ain't too many thangs much better than a'getting kissed all over
I was a'talking bout kissing with this here fella and he says to me that real men donot like kissing all over their bodies like not on their ears or on their nipples..but of course he told me they like for ya to plant kisses on their cocks that there was otay
I always was a'thinking everybody..man or woman liked kissing anywhere's on their body  I sure knows that I do  Some parts I likee kissed way more than other'uns I like my ears and neck kissed way lots  that there bout causes a meltdown in me and kissing my nipples,well hells fire..that's bout lethal And lordy..do I luvs to french kiss I do..I do
Y'all love to get kissed all over..don't ya?
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MY MILKSHAKE
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Apr 16, 2008 9:34 pm
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I've faced the conclusion that my milkshake does not bring the fellas a'running to my yard anymore might as well get that there idea thru my head already And I'm a'getting way too old to wear some of the clothes I dare to wear Ain't nuthing there to push up and out nary more and when the time comes to take it all off..Well now..it ain't gonna be up and out there..it's gonna be heading downwards..if y'all know what I'm a'saying here 
When ya get a certain age with all the fricking competion ya got a'going on out there and men not even knowing what they really want from one day to another..hell..sometimes I ain't even sure what I want 'cepting it sure would be nice to be with somebody or other instead of alone so durn much Hell's fire..reckon I'll just run on down the road ..get me a big ole milkshake to suck on..ponder the sit-e-a-tion..awhile
What's your favorite kinda milkshake?
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DUCT ME
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Apr 15, 2008 6:40 am
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I've always been a right silly ole woman believing in the stoopiest thangs..but none the less they made my lil ole world go round made my life worth living..Yeah I was happy a'floating round in my happy bubble.
Sure on occassion..there was that someone who would come along and would punch a hole or two in my happy bubble..try and bring me down..but I tried my best to not let that happen to me..nooooo not me.I'd just patch'em there holes right up and float along my merry way
Till I thunk I'd take me some others advice..no longer relying on my own..going outside the safety of what I knew to be my own happiness and silliness..sure I'll try that..so I thought.Well..guess what,it didn't work..I found out this here world might not be round after all and everyone is not friendly..nope they sure ain't.Did ya know ya can say howdy to folks and they look at ya like you're a space alien or something? And oh yeah as for the advice on writing to a fella first on here..go ahead y'all said..just pick ya one out..write to him first..that didn't work either folks  he turned me down flat  said I was too popular on here He didn't want no huny Sooooo see my mama was right I should wait for fellas to write me and wait and wait and wait and wait Ya just don't write to guys first folks.Ain't doing that no more.
I hope I ain't still wrong in believing in one durn thing..Duct tape fixes every gull durn thing And I got alot of patching to do to my bubble of happiness.It has sustained some major damage lately..Yeah folks..I get down too rejection is hard..feeling under the weather is tuff as many of ya know..and not having your computer gets to ya too...but everyday is another day to try,try again..and I do
Y'all got duct tape handy..don't ya??
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TESTING
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Apr 14, 2008 6:19 am
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I think we all get put to the test in all kinds of ways just to make better folks outta us Now I might not pass all my tests in the way they are put forth to me..not 'xactly..but I sure the hell wouldn't call myself no failure  not me..Hell no!! I am good folk I don't always get it right..but I ain't one to give up either I'll keep on plugging away..try my best and figure my way outta whatever mess I get myself into and believe it..there have been plenty in my life ain't no big thang..
I was telling my friends just last week maybe it was time I cooled it with the pictures anywho.I'm bout the only one who posts a new pic everyday anyway..what was that getting me..nada..nothing..not nary date anyhow and who wants to look at my mug everyday..so maybe my computer crashing was for the best and losing the capability to post a new pic daily is for the good and getting knocked down a lil step is good for me too,to know my world ain't all that.I needed to be tested too and put through the mill..my world can't be all rosy and wonderful all the time..it can be bad too.I can be sad just like everyone else..my world has been put to the test too..time to face the music..we all do sometime or other..it was time for me to wake up.
What test have y'all been put to lately?
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