PROFILE: Uncensored  

mysticmonty 41F
347 posts
10/6/2005 1:10 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

PROFILE: Uncensored


i can give you a challenging best time ever you have ever had. i am height 5'11", weight 84kg, good looking, open minded and romantic. overall i am a nice person, will make good friends and has right chemistry. you have to see me to know who i am. but i am handsome, has a hard cock and gets to do well in sex. i am caring, loving, sense of humour and patient. i am sure you will like me because i have a huge and long cock which you have never seen in your life. i love sex and more interested in short term relationships. in the bedroom, i like traditional, straight forward sex. i am caring,loving and patient. i can spend time with you to explore the possibilities in life. i'm a businessman, educated and good looking. i am handsome, charming, sexy, tough body, big and long dick. i am fun, sensitive, and kind. i am a hot guy with hot actions, and can make you sweat and pant like a dog. i will pay attention to you and will love you the way you like it. i want to fuck people and get fuck back. i like to try new and interesting things. you will get hot sex. i enjoy oral, have hairless chest and has a cock at least 6 inches long strong and hard. i will keep you company during those lonely days and nights. i understand that being lonely is one thing but going without sex is something else. i am sexy looking with long cock and stuff body. i will love you with all my heart and view you as my goddess. i will wine and dine with you. i will do whatever you tell me to do, without arguing or complaining. i am intelligent, funny, care, sharing and patient. i am not a cheating man. i am honest. i am willing to share my expertise on bed and willing to offer more than that. i am always ready to give fun time and enjoyment. i am cool and macho and friendly yet sexy and wild and gentle. i believe in free sex. i am interested in meeting new intimate partner. i am open minded and down to earth type of person. i am strong enough to take care of you, make you happy and make you high. i am a super activity partner. i am romantic. i have strong sex needs. i need sex every day. i am gentle and know the thing you love. i am gorgeous and single. i am good looking and good in sex. i am a strong man and will make you orgasm every time we make love. i am a personal lust satisfier.i am sexy and horny. i have a good personality and honest person. i am a bold man. i can and will make you happy in bed. i am an honest, sincere person with romantic, fun and loving. i will give you something new, hot intimacy and affection. i will give you hard sex and excitement of making love. i am honest, loving and a romantic person. i will make you wanna go for more and reach the climax. i am strong and passionate that can sex with you well and longer. i am charming with big dick. i practise safe sex. you can be sure i am free from disease. i am understanding, caring, self confident and a romantic freak. i am someone you can trust. i am your mr. right because i am loving and will care for you. i will never hurt your feelings and be loyal to you and make luv to you. no sex with other women but you. i am someone you can trust. i have strong desire in sex. i want to explore more sex with other women.


The things people do to either get attention or make themselves feel good. After reading this particular profile sent to me via email, entititled friendship, I, I don't want to think.

Thing is, what was he thinking when writing that profile of his. I won't give his handle or name, it won't be polite on my part. Notice how repetitive it is, and contradictory the contents are, he must be really desperate, trying very hard to impress.

Amazing how a site like this can empower someone to write like that. Maybe he shouldn't have written at all, then he'd get dates. Can anyone dare themselves to go out with someone like that?
I wish him good luck. He'll be needing it.

No, I'm not making fun of his profile or under-estimating his sexual skills. It's just how he chose to present himself in words thats both amusing and bewildering.

Never under-estimate the importance of constructing a good profile. While it's true that a picture is worth a thousand words, a profile shows a lot about the person. More than a picture sometimes.

Has anyone come across an interesting profile, in any way, do share or talk about it. Better yet, if you've actually met the person with that profile, please feel free to comment and talk about it. Is the person what s/he claims to be in the profile?

Babel__Fish 45F

10/6/2005 5:08 am

I had to stop reading it in the middle of it and I agree with you about construcing a good profile!

madkitten 53F
291 posts
10/6/2005 5:34 am

I think there is only 1 person he could have any kind of relationship with and thats himself.

mysticmonty 41F

10/6/2005 11:47 am

Girls, you are right! HAhahaha...sad isn't it? Hhhmm...oh well, some guys have it, some guys don't and this guy, definitely will never have it.

fwolfc 43M
519 posts
10/6/2005 12:26 pm

The best bit is.... there he was in his office/bedroom writting this up and thinking...... have i said to little.....heheheheheheh

mysticmonty 41F

10/6/2005 8:15 pm

WAHahahahahhhaaahahaha.......while writing, he thought, hmmm...this is MY profile, i need to add MORE details, type, repeat, type, repeat, MORE...

tsk tsk tsk...

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