Women Shattering the Glass Ceiling  

mygmyg 59M
483 posts
5/16/2005 7:00 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Women Shattering the Glass Ceiling

Training for jobs is constantly evolving, as women crash through the glass ceiling that formerly held their advancement and opportunity in check.

The feebs are having to adjust and change their training rituals. As women push the envelope and sometimes literally blow through the envelope as if it were a wet paper bag.

Case in point: 3 prospective agents, 2 men and 1 woman are faced with the final testing stage in their training, "a make it or break it scenario".

The first male is given a hand gun outside a large metal door and given these orders: Your wife is inside, sitting in a chair, blindfolded. You are to go in and kill her, 2 bullets to the back of the head.
The man hesitates as the door handle is turning in his hand, turns to the instructor and says, "I can't kill my wife, I love her, she is my life."
The instructor removes the gun from the mans' hand, and informs him, "You have failed, you are out."

The second man given the scenario and the handgun, turns the door knob slowly, staring down at the gun as he goes through the door and lets it shut behind him. There is a long silence of about 3 to 4 minutes. The door opens and out comes the man, teary eyed, looking at the instructor, he hands over the weapon, and says much the same thing as the first failed trainee. He is sent packing.

The woman trainee is given the handgun and the exact same instructions: "Your husband is blindfolded and sitting in a chair, your orders are to kill him, 2 bullets in the back of the head".
Steely eyed, the woman accepts the handgun from the instructor and without hesitation, strolls through the door. Immediately the 2 shots ring out, then several more are fired. Loud voices are heard, then screaming, then sounds of wood breaking and something being bludgeoned. Then all goes quiet.
The door opens and the female agent trainee emerges, her brow covered in sweat, the weapon in one hand, the blinfold in the other, and a look of accomplishment on her face.
As she gathers her breath, she says, "There were blanks in the gun, so I broke the chair and bludgeoned him to death".


DirtyLilSecret66 55F

5/16/2005 9:42 am

Ok, forgive me but I chuckled. Now obviously I'd know if this handgun were a 38 or a 40 or a 45 ... but are the bullets hollowpoints? Jacketed hollowpoints? Full wadcutters? What load of powder is in each, standard? Just curious.


keithcancook 60M
17827 posts
5/16/2005 11:49 am

Jeeze, gawd protect me from such females....

rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
5/16/2005 2:57 pm

Is this a true story? Are we really that bad?

Barbiebunny69 43F

5/17/2005 3:53 am

Id like to know that the guy did the night before to make her so mad!

mygmyg 59M

5/17/2005 8:09 am

Dirty lil Secret, would you be carrying an "extra" clip?

Bella, women are not really bad, as a group you all are accomplishers', and no, this is a joke!!

Barbie,it is what he(men in general) hhave done for years....a joke

Keith, just hide down in the basement, I'll bring the beer!!

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