WHAT ARE YOU IN LINE FOR??????  

mygmyg 59M
483 posts
2/24/2006 9:58 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

WHAT ARE YOU IN LINE FOR??????


Lulu was a prostitute. One day as she was working, there was a raid. All the prostitutes
were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.

As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation.

Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the
police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved
oranges and got at the end of the line.

When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!"

The policeman fainted

rm_Kissmystuff 61F
1435 posts
2/28/2006 7:41 pm

LMAO...GOOD ONE

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