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2/5/2006 11:27 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


Subject: Skippy

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas
dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is
very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to
her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are
almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides
relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before
she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair,
and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her
face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain
again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and
longer rrrrrip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit
Skippy!". Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few
minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't
think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
"Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"

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