Dragging My Hose Down the Street !!  

mygmyg 59M
483 posts
9/10/2005 5:12 pm

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Dragging My Hose Down the Street !!

Well, it was a bit embarrassing, and not nearly as painful as it could have been!! Thankfully

left the service station and had gone about 5 blocks up a 6 lane street to the highway to finish running errends. The lane I was in to get on the highway was a full 4 blocks from the overpass when a PocketRocket pulls alongside and stops.

I thought he wanted to get into the lane in front of me to get on the highway. Fortunately, I am in a good mood, listening to CHARLES MINGUS Big Band CD and am about to wave him in, but no, he signals me with the roll down your window motion.

I Zip the window down, and he says,"You have a GAS NOZZLE AND HOSE HANGING FROM YOUR FILLER CAP!!!!! You have been dragging it from the gas station" !!!

Look in the side mirror and sure enough.... there is the nozzle and hose proudly hanging out the filler cap of my car!!!!

I say "Thanks" and get in the turn lane and pull into the gas station at this corner!

Yeah, every car that passes me on the way out of this station sees MY HOSE HANGING OUT IN THE STREET!! Lots of Pointing and Smiles!!! I am so PROUD.

What is a DAYDREAMING, ABSENT Minded PUMPER to do??

Casually put the car in Park, Turn off engine, Remove Keys, Look for oncoming cars in the gas station, Open Door, get out, pop trunk, Remove Nozzle and roll hose and place in Trunk, Close trunk.

Returned to gas station that was now missing a Pump Nozzle, already have out of service sign on pump, only gone about 5 minutes. Park at front Door, Get MY NOZZLE AND HOSE Out and walk in front door to the counter.

Smiling counterman eases my embarrassment, "Your Car Okay?"

Yeah, Sorry, just Give me the Bonehead of the Afternoon Award, Sorry!!"

THANK GOD FOR THE TECHNICAL WIZ THAT CAME UP WITH THE "QUICK RELEASE" HOSE CONNECTOR!!! I thought I ran over a plastic bottle when I evidently had pulled the hose from the pump. Slowed down and looked as I turned right and saw a plastic bottle smashed flat where I had been pumping. Looked out the passenger side, to view this, never looked in my side mirror.

Climbing into my deck chair, Hands on hips, COCK my head to the right,Striking that Infamous Superman Pose, and Accepting My PUTZ OF THE DAY AWARD... wouldn't you know it is a gas nozzle with a tiny hose.....

rm_Screw696969 40M/37F

9/10/2005 8:08 pm

ROFLMAO. Well, at least you can laugh about it. Thanks for giving my night a chuckle

playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
9/11/2005 1:50 am

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Thank you for your time and I hope to meet you in person.


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
9/20/2005 7:26 pm

Oh no!
U sure ya aint blonde?

Its good to be...ME

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