Can you Name that "Willy"  

mygmyg 59M
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4/1/2005 4:17 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Can you Name that "Willy"

A cowboy walks into a bar and 2-steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck" he says to himself, "I really want a drink. When the waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your Willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink. The waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the of your willy! Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan "Just do it" That guy at the end of the bar calls his "Snickers" , because "It really Satisfies".

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the waiter tells him to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on his beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a wink, "Timex", Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin".

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to 2 fellas on his right, who happen to be sharing a Blue Margarita, and asks, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD", because "Quality is Job One".

The other man after sipping on the blue margarita, says, "I call mine "Chevy" ....Like a Rock!" And winks at the cowboy.

Even more shaken, the cowboy has to think for a moment before he can come up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is "SECRET" Now give me a beer!"

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy his beer, but with a puzzled looks asks, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's StRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR WOMAN!!"

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