"T A T S " what I'm talking about !!  

mygmyg 59M
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8/15/2006 11:05 am
"T A T S " what I'm talking about !!

Subject: The Tattoo

The $100 TATTOO Larry gets home late one night and his wife Linda
says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like
to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!."

Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital

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