The PRIVATE Sticky Post...
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Aug 2, 2010 3:13 pm
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 Yes, by popular demand of all of about two people, here is the place to leave me PRIVATE, yes, that's genuinely PRIVATE messages which no one else will see, be they shockingly graphic sexual enticements (Please! Please!) or else perhaps you'd care to hurl a contumelious outburst at me - here is the place to do it 
Update: Um....now forgive my gargantuan vacuity on this, but only being a standard member I have just realised that I cannot reply directly to you on this post without all and sundry seeing it lol
Therefore, I will have to send you my replies via telepathy 
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The 'Sticky' post
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May 20, 2010 4:53 am
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Well, I've noticed on many others members blogs that they have included a so called 'sticky' post, thus enabling visitors to leave special messages - be they a simple hello, comments regarding the overall views on the relevant blog or else a shameless plug by the visiting member for their own blogging shenanigans(!)
In light of this trend, I thought I'd be completely unoriginal and do exactly the same thing so if anyone is bored enough, please feel free to leave me some completely random message and I might even reply to it if I can be bothered
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The 'Talking Out Your Arse' post
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Sep 1, 2010 1:40 pm
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Ahhh...I so love to talk out of my arse; Completely random drivel, pointless factoids and general mundaneness - Just peruse my blog for proof 
So...I was thinking as I enjoy it so much, I thought that I would give you all a chance to join me in conversing complete bollocks for all and sundry to see.
Yes, here it is, your chance to air your thoughts on any random subject whatsoever, be it politics, the weather or else the intrinsic merits of existentialism - throw your comments into this box and let us talk shit together
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Agony Uncle
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Jun 29, 2010 3:50 am
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Being the ever charitable and genial soul that I am, I have decided to offer my agony uncle services to everyone reading this
Simply put, if you have a problem and nobody else can help (and assuming that the A-Team are unavailable) then ask me and I will attempt to solve your dilemma
Be it relationship issues, stress in your work place, a tricky DIY problem, cookery tips or else some deep seated psychological disorder which has resulted in you being sectioned under the mental health act, tell me your woes and I will do my very best to sort them.
Aren't I nice eh?
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HNW Pics
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May 10, 2012 9:36 am
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I've received a special request asking me to index my Half-Nekkid Wednesday contributions in order to save people who wish to view them having to trawl through all the plethora of sick shit that I post on my blog  
No problemo - you'll find all the relevant pics here:
HNW Index
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The Big Friday Question (um....on a Wednesday)
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May 16, 2012 4:28 am
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Long time readers of my blog may recall that I used to feature this every week (well, not EVERY week then but you get the picture).
Well, I've decided to dust it off and bring it back
To refresh and for those new here, this is the venue where I attempt to pose and glean your answers to the most important questions which we as a species face in our lives (heavy shit in other words!).
In fact, not to apply any pressure or anything but the very fate of humankind could depend upon your responses here!
With this in mind, are you ready for today's question?
Ok.......
In accordance with the New World Order conspiracy, who would make for the better, first World President between these two budding candidates:
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Darth Vader
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Montgomery Burns
Please discuss
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In the interests of equality....
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May 10, 2012 9:54 am
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.....I thought that I should demonstrate that it isn't only chaps who opt to perform painful and ill advised sexual acts upon themselves.
Proof? Have yourselves a ganders at the following lady.....
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 Strewth! Um....I think it's a lady at any rate
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That's nailed it!
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May 2, 2012 3:54 pm
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I've shown you them cut in half, pierced with unusual objects, set aflame, tattooed, crushed and generally mutilated in a myriad of god awful manners; But what happens when all of the aforementioned fail to provide onlookers with any shock value anymore and all one is left with is what effectively equates to a redundant slab of ugly sliced meat?
Well, why not go the whole hog and nail the monstrosity to a board .....
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Is it just me or does anyone else here get the overpowering sense that there is some serious self loathing going on in this pic?
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The May Pin Up
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May 2, 2012 6:31 am
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Blimey, we're already in May which means it's time for this months gorgeous calender girl.....
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This is Gertrude who loves nothing more than knitting and masturbation (and sometimes both together)
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Jethro's Revenge!
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Apr 25, 2012 10:26 am
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Regular watchers may recall my and  ’s Uncle Jethro who I have previously featured on here.
Yes, you remember him…..he was last seen displaying the decidedly antisocial behaviour of pissing all over our sofa whilst sitting on it!
Well as if aforementioned antics weren’t disagreeable enough it is my solemn regret to report that the dirty old bastard’s been at it again!
This time our uncle Jeff’ has been apprehended by the local police for a gross indecency offence; in a public place no less………
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Unfortunately following his arrest Jethro managed to escape (by pissing into the faces of the apprehending officers) and has since gone on the run.
As a result I would like to issue a heartfelt plea to my dear readers; Should you come across our uncle Jeff’, please, PLEASE find it in your hearts to do the kindest thing……..take him in and give him a home as we certainly don’t want the filthy old sod back!
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Arse kicking......the literal sense
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Apr 23, 2012 7:52 am
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I'm sure that you all know by now how I like to keep my blog tasteful.....yes?
Well.....
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You know, this pic could make for a fine advertisement for sexual lubricant products
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