Weekend with a Porn Star  

myfingersmells1 43F
575 posts
12/5/2005 9:31 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Weekend with a Porn Star


My girlfriend talked me into going up to the city for a costume roller skating party. Kinda weird - but what the hell!
I had no idea for a costume - but settled in on polyester tight trousers, tight revealing top and a satin jacket.
Lots of extra makeup and some glitter in my cleavage to attract eyes and whatever else might get attracted.
I chose my sexiest underware to wrap myself so I would begin feeling sexy before I ever ventured on skates.

It was a theme party - "boogie nights 1970s porn" - costumes were required for entry and a $25 cover got you skate rentals and an open bar.

Costumes were great - lots of face hair for men - and a few extreme afros - some super small tight shorts showing plenty of camel toe for gals. QUITE THE SHOW!

I was a bit unsure of myself skating - but a couple of drinks and a few laughs later, I was out there boogy dancing my heart out.

I got plenty of attention - actually got off on one guy's leg as he let me hump it while we danced together. Disco in the 70s seems to have been about getting off!

So later in the evening, my girlfriend introduces me to Ron Jeremy, the porn star.
He is short, old and has lots of hair.
He is pretty funny - he judged the costume contest.
He is the least fuckable man I have ever met!

I got home at 3 and had to shower off all the sweat -
I got to bed and got off one more time before drifting off to sleep.

mm6342 53M
199 posts
12/5/2005 2:52 pm

nothing like the site of him ruining a hot night for a woman , sorry you had to see that ,.. lol


myfingersmells1 43F
125 posts
12/5/2005 12:38 pm

What a fat hairy creep!
The idea that any woman would let him fuck them is beyond me!


gnr8nrg 46M

12/5/2005 11:47 am

I call him "butterball" because of a movie I saw him in. He used popcorn butter for lube.(lol) It sounds like a fun party. I would have taken an afro and polyester zoot suit. I don't know about the skates though. I'd bust my ass and not be able to dance with them on. It sounds like you had a good time, have fun.


Plano69 54M

12/5/2005 11:23 am

Sounds like great fun... Don't have Porn theme nights where I'm at ...(but then I don't get out much...) LOL!
Thanks for sharing!


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