feeling the heat  

mundarikos 40M
392 posts
5/4/2006 2:19 am
feeling the heat

Ok so its a very misleading title for a short joke but, in my defence, its such a good one i wanted as many people as possible to read it.

bugger, maybe ive built it up too much... its shit really.. dont expect a chuckle or even a hint of mirth... ll just shut up and tell the joke.

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld from a UK/US summit meeting"
"They're asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire! We're going from car to car taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"so far...About a gallon!"

i love this joke, its sick and right up my alley


2timesfull 47M

5/4/2006 5:29 am

Great joke

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