Yesterday... all my troubles seemed so...  

mundarikos 40M
392 posts
5/23/2006 3:22 am
Yesterday... all my troubles seemed so...

yep, yesterday was awful, atrocious, I dont think ive got enough adjectives to describe it, but, lets just say, instead of getting out of bed i should have stayed home and just put my cock in a mousetrap once every 20mins... would have been far less painful!

it means i dont really feel hugely like blogging today so im going to cheat and do a cut and paste instead... normal service will resume soon, but for now, enjoy...

In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb". (can we get this one back?)

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

You spend about 3 years of your life in the toilet.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone (fred failed to perform!)

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. (and is worth more than the word of G W Bush)

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. (especially when your mentioning how big her arse has become)

Coca-Cola was originally green. (and full of cocaine)

It is impossible to lick your elbow. (Ladies... I got really close though!)

There are more chickens in the world than people. (not for long)

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000 ( and thats just californians with their "Medicinal" weed)

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. (so dont fuck with us redheads, copperknobs, duracells, gingers or whatever you want to call us, we're smarter than you!)

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

(FACT: if you knew that before your a nerd)

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
(bet you find yourself telling that one to people at thre next park picnic, but use it on a first date)

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

(yep, along with the concept an illogical argument can win if you reach a high enough tone of voice)

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

(spoils my bloody diet! but... great for licking off a companion and as an impromptu, edible, body scrub)

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight." (all the easier for tying up fun!)

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon. (can we get this one back too)

In English pubs, ale was ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
"Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

Did you?

and the picture... i took it on holiday, it reminds me why i do this work shit!


papyrina 50F
21133 posts
5/23/2006 10:08 am

A few good facts there that i didn't know

I'm a

i'm here to stay

neuroticafrican 35F

5/24/2006 1:38 am

I was tempted to try licking my elbow....probably try it at home.

mundarikos 40M
423 posts
5/24/2006 4:48 am

paps, i thought youd have had this one.

lips, babes, you know me so well, of course it did, but no thought was really required.

erotic neurotic... ive been trying for two days, but, ive got a licking addiction. nice to see youre on of the rare few who didnt try, gotta like one who steers their own path.

filia all

neuroticafrican 35F

5/24/2006 6:25 am

erotic neurotic...gotta love ya

mundarikos 40M
423 posts
5/24/2006 6:48 am

i tried to get that made a law "people must love mun", but, the european parliament just weren't having it

neuroticafrican 35F

5/25/2006 12:03 am

mun....just made me smile

mundarikos 40M
423 posts
5/25/2006 3:58 am

i think youve needed a smile lately... very pleased to be of service now, if theres any other probs i can help with just let me know...

idoljane 43F
117 posts
5/26/2006 2:36 am

gia pes, how close did you get to licking your elbow?


mundarikos 40M
423 posts
5/29/2006 5:56 am

    Quoting idoljane:
    gia pes, how close did you get to licking your elbow?


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