Damned Cat  

mtdude2 55M  
158 posts
4/18/2006 2:45 pm

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6/18/2006 2:04 pm

Damned Cat

I've got this cat. I did not want her but I got her anyway. Now I have her and I have gotten attached to her but she drives me crazy. You see, she was the exes cat. When she moved out she could not take her so I got stuck with her. I am not a cat person but I don't have anything against cats. I just like dogs better.

I think there is something wrong with this cat. I can't decide if she has some kind of mental disease or if she is just retarded. She does some very strange things. We have the morning spaz and the evening spaz. Both spazes consist of the same thing. She runs the length of the house three or for times, jumping on or running across different pieces of furniture on the way. When she reaches the front door she jumps up and touches it with her front paws then turns and races to the other end of the house and does the same thing to the back wall. She likes to push doors. If it's open she shuts it if it's shut she opens it. Last time I left town the got herself locked in the laundry room for a couple of days. Unfortunately that is not where her food and litter box are located. Her new trick is to jump on the top edge of my bedroom door. Sometimes she makes it sometimes she doesn't. Graceful she is not. Except for my monitor she has knocked of every thing on my desk at least once. My monitor is her new favorite place to lay except when I am trying to write then my keyboard is where where she wants to lay.

Sometimes she gets in my lap and wants to be petted. I pet, she purrs and then for no reason she will bite the shit out of me and never stop purring.

Just like a woman.


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
4/18/2006 3:33 pm

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. too funny..my cat was the same way.. she would tell me it was time for bed so she could do Nascar test runs...lol.... she also only liked to be petted when SHE wanted petted.. then she would also bite.. love nips... with blood. I miss her horribly, she has been gone 2 yrs. She was my little bitch with 'tude.T


Jusdewit8 53F

6/14/2006 1:08 am

That's a kitty for ya!Welcome to the wacky world of felines...

I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted. ~~~Mae West

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