If I Had A Lover...  

mrsevil00 54F
32 posts
9/24/2005 11:40 am

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If I Had A Lover...

...he would have to share my love of music, and tolerate eardrum-shredding concerts on a fairly regular basis, as live music is a most potent aphrodisiac.

...he would have to understand that yes, in fact, I do speak to my cat. Often. And no, I'm not under psychiatric care.

...he would soon figure out that my cache of sexy lingerie is not for regular wear but rather for his and only his enjoyment, and that the sooner he gets them off me, the better, as lace panties, garter belts, thigh-high fishnets, and demi-cup lace bras look far better than they feel.

...he would learn to appreciate me interrupting his watching of SportsCenter to give him a blowjob.

...he would have to be man enough to kill spiders, but submissive enough to take directions in bed.

...he would learn that properly grooming his body hair is a bigger turn-on for me than a dozen red roses and a realistic cast of Ewan McGregor's cock.

...he would care that I didn't cum that time, but not be worried at all that I didn't enjoy it.

...he would need to realize that I don't like teeth on my nipples. Ever.

...he would have to thank his lucky stars that I save my special seductress voice for him.

...he would come to know that sometimes, every once in a while, just holding my hand can make all the difference in the world.

...he would need to be surprised and pleased when I decide to give him a handjob in gridlock traffic. Or a darkened movie theater. Or an elevator. Or a stairwell. Or sitting out on the balcony on a cool summer night.

...he would be the type of guy who couldn't keep a straight face anytime he went grocery shopping for either whipped cream, chocolate syrup, bananas, or honey.

...he would have to tolerate my penchant for attacking him with deep kisses and gropes while rubbing my bare boobs up and down his chest the minute he walks in my front door.

...he would be understanding of the fact that sometimes, all I really, truly want from him is to watch him jerk off in the shower while covered in soap suds.

...he would understand that sometimes a girl just needs to sleep by herself.


ruyoujustlikeme 60M
2 posts
9/26/2005 6:20 pm

Sounds great!


Consult100 55M

10/20/2005 11:58 am

Echoing the previous poster - perfect - brains and beauty. I'll have to make a point of contacting you, next time I plan to drive down to or thru Waco.


rm_waytoolazy 51M
4 posts
11/30/2005 6:12 am

now some of that does surprise me, but in a very good way.


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