50 Things About Me (yes, those are my boobies)  

mrsevil00 54F
32 posts
10/1/2005 7:34 pm

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50 Things About Me (yes, those are my boobies)

1) I’m a licensed Cosmetologist.
2) I’m bi and have been since high school. It’s not a phase.
3) I have a ‘daddy’ complex.
4) Every time I see my boss, I want to suck his dick.
5) I’m addicted to my cell phone.
6) I love Starbucks Mocha Frappacinos.
7) I carry a knife with me everywhere.
8. I'd rather eat my foot than eat at McDonalds.
9) I play the cello.
10) And clarinet.
11) And bassoon.
12) I was a cheerleader in school (Yep, I was one of those girls).
13) And class president.
14) And 3rd grade beauty queen.
15) I started wearing a bra in the 3rd grade, which probably explains the beauty queen win.
16) I prefer male friends. Women are such bitches.
17) I get off on gay porn.
18. I'm a take charge kind of woman.
19) I took shop in school.
20) I know what boys like...I know what guys want.
21) I can’t handle being around too many people.
22) I have green eyes, which goes great with my white skin and red hair.
23) I've always wanted to be a lawyer.
24) I only like porn movies from the 70's.
25) I was an overlooked middle child.
26) I'm an overachiever.
27) I'm also a neat freak.
28. I failed swimming lessons.
29) I paint my toenails, but never my fingernails.
30) I only eat red meat once a week.
31) I love creamy peanut butter.
32) I'm a huge procrastinator.
33) Men with Brains = sexy.
34) Men with a sense of humor = sexy.
35) Men who send me unsolicited dick shots = unsexy...and dense.
36) I've never smoked pot.
37) I don't give a rat's ass about celebrities.
38. I rarely watch tv.
39) I caught a greased watermelon in a swimming pool once, and got my picture on the front page of the newspsper for it.
40) I had my own crafts business and made good money, but got sick of it.
41) I love Monty Python.
42) I'm an anti-soccer mom.
43) Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.
44) Christmas is my least favorite holiday.
45) I like to talk dirty during sex.
46) I'm an excellent seamstress.
47) I fucking HATE reality tv!
48. I wait for the movie to come out in DVD.
49) I expect too much from people.
50) I've been told that I'd make an excellent phone sex operator.


golferpilot 60M
1 post
10/2/2005 11:12 am

i love the "holly grail"


realmom2 58M/50F

10/2/2005 12:23 pm

I love your blog!! Keep up the good work.


cuttinup20005 64M
1 post
10/12/2005 2:57 pm

so do you want to smoke pot?


rm_waytoolazy 51M
4 posts
11/29/2005 1:00 pm

none of that suprises me, although most if it intrigues me. I bet theres plenty of stories to go along with most of that as well. not really meaning just dirty stories but very humorous ones.

Im not sure I could narrow it down to just 50.. or I would write the 50 and spend 4 days changing things in and out of the bottom 10 things..


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