Stupid criminals..  

mrrdking 59M
24 posts
7/7/2006 10:04 pm

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12/25/2006 3:57 pm

Stupid criminals..

I spent this week reviewing files of inmates locked up at one of our most secure facilites. Here are a few exerpts you might find humorus...

On an indian reservation, several men standing around a pickup truck drinking. Another man joins them and a fight ensued. One of the men pick up a bat and hits the newcomer in the head knocking him down. The man starts to get up, babe ruth takes another homerun swing and.... breaks his brother's arm. Dauntless, he takes a few more swings at the victim and knocks him out. Now people from all over the neighborhood are watching. They know all the men involved, have a discription of the truck and licence # The bad asses pickup up gumby and throw him in the back of the truck. Now concerned for the first time some one may have witnessed their deeds, they floor the accelorator and spin gravel as the tear ass out of the nieghborhood. Ooopss .... someone forgot to close the tailgate. Gumby is now rolling down the road behind the truck. The team unass the truck and load hime up again and take him to a "secret" place that only everyone on the reservation knows about. Well believe it or not, Gumby is still alive. The genious of the group decides they can't leave any witnesses (apparently forgetting the 30 or so they left behind) so the takes the bat and finishes gumby off by turning his head into mush and goo. Two hours later the four men in the pickup were arrested for first degree murder. "Whe did you do it" was the obvious first question put to babe ruth,, "well, he took my beer and I thought he was going to steal my baseball bat" The criminal element folks...... Hey can you believe they pay me to do this????

rm_KarmoHunny 54F
888 posts
7/7/2006 10:40 pm

There's some Rhodes Scholars for ya! Duh!

HeartlessBitch69 46F

7/8/2006 12:40 am

OMG, are you serious?

spoldrtn812 51F  
1056 posts
7/10/2006 11:15 am

there you go mrrdking! I'm glad you decided to blog with us. That the type of shit we need. The shit that let's us know our shit ain't that bad just shitty! Blog on brother!

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skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
7/22/2006 1:18 am

_____That makes me sad. I skipped angry, because I would end up sad, so I saved myself the detour and went straight to sad. What's even sadder, is that we are actually paying to house, feed, and cloth these "Wonderful Children of God". (until they die?) Please tell me their sentences included the words "multiple life sentences, without possibility of parole".

QueenofBitches69 46F

9/4/2006 9:46 pm

Ok, two months and nothing! It is about time you add something new hun!

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