turning 50  

mrgrimshade 44M
312 posts
8/22/2006 1:51 pm

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10/2/2006 7:38 am

turning 50

As I hide inside from sweating outside working in the yard...I finished my damn top 50 list for my 50th post

50. My favorite food is chocolate; syrup,ice cream, cake or brownies; just no nuts

49. My favorite pop(not soda damn it)is Diet Coke

48. My favorite band is Metallica

47. My favorite country singer was Johnny Cash

46. I am a cat person

45. I hate shrimp, now, damn roaches of the sea

44. I hate root beer and all non-decaffeinated pops

43. I hate the B-52s

42. I hate Kid Rock

41. I have no cats but just 1 dog

40. I am not an alcoholic, that was my dad

39. I am not crazy, that was my mom

38. I am not the perfect son, that was my brother

37. I am not a hypochondriac, that was my sister

36. I am not a felon, that was my other sister

35. I hate thieves

34. I was arrested for stealing

33. and spent the night in juvenile detention

32. I hate drunks

31. I plan to get REAL drunk Labor Day weekend

30. on doubles of whiskey and coke

29. I hate college

28. I do not need ANOTHER degree

27. I was in a fraternity

26. dropped out because of all the drunks

25. My dream job: bartender in a strip club

24. My worst job: sanitation worker

23. My dream house: a cabin in…South Dakota

22. My worst house: sorry…it burned down

21. I enjoy being a firefighter

20. but dislike being an EMT

19. and I respond to more medical calls

18. My dream weapon: a heavily modified

17. but I would settle for a sawed off double

16. or a nice throwing knife

15. I did not get anything ON my birthday

14. so I bought myself a new cell phone

13. It’s black with a camera

12. My last two serious relationships were with

11. My last one night stand was with a stripper

10. She was a natural red head
9. but I prefer blondes
8. with breasts
7. and a cute ass
6. that swallow
5. and want sex as MUCH as me, everyday
4. did I mention female?

3. I like to be contrary
2. No, I do not…no wait a minute

1. I am just the ordinary common disturbed male that lives in his own paradoxical world of half truths searching for the next time to have sex…with a female.

The homophobe

I was trying to find a pic of "top 50" for a Photo insert, but I found Vida instead...damn sexy photos

Gossip_Anyone 40F

8/22/2006 3:35 pm

damn it my red hair spoils it again

kinkybutcute27 38F
23 posts
8/24/2006 2:06 pm

Grim - you are TOO funny.

Metallica RULES
Whiskey rhymes with icky (kind of)...coincidence? I think not.
Diet Coke is alos my favorite "pop" (I call it soda)
and - I live very close to South Dakota.

See? It all fits, lol

mrgrimshade 44M

8/25/2006 12:02 pm

Kink~ now all you have to do is keep your hair blonde...


florallei 99F

9/15/2006 10:20 am

Fantastically done!!!


mrgrimshade 44M

9/20/2006 9:06 am

Flo~ Thanks!! ((hugs))

Kitten~ yes...I am class 3 allergic to shrimp, crab, and lobsters...

your friendly neighborhood FF/EMT

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