Respect MY authority!  

mrgrimshade 44M
312 posts
8/31/2006 9:45 am

Last Read:
10/2/2006 7:37 am

Respect MY authority!

The last few days of mine have been ripe full of security

Detained at the checkpoint by the guard with the assault rifle for 30 minutes
She must have thought me cute…
Slipped past airport security without being frisked
Must be finally off the damned watch list

But sat behind the guy on the plane with the shoulder holster
Did I see bullets??? That’s just not fair.
Lost count after 10 state troopers on Interstate in the last 2 days
But that damn deputy followed me for miles

But when in the BLOODY HELL did Riley get Gunships??
That’s just damn unnerving to see them rise up over the hill.Geez…I guess I’ll better give back that handful of security manager business cards from the other day.


Btw don’t trust anyone with a half smile giving out security business cards…it may just be me

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

8/31/2006 10:22 am

I need security....

I need a security blanket at night while my husband works...

Does that count? The pay is are paid in pussy...


Always The Bitch

mrgrimshade 44M

8/31/2006 10:35 am


But I work nights too...except when I am in TN....I'll give ya my card, but the name's wrong, and the phone, and the address...

Security Manager

willudomeharder 39F
85 posts
8/31/2006 11:41 am


You can come manage my security any time, sweetie! I don't care if the card is real or not.

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
8/31/2006 12:04 pm

Well can I have a card now?

mrgrimshade 44M

9/3/2006 7:11 am

Did I mention strip searches are required? And cavity searches? Now where's my gloves and handcuffs...

Well...the trick to getting ANYTHING in the mail you must provide me a semi-real address. And postage money, and envelopes, and a written liability waiver, and a consent to immediate stalking.


Less than 2 weeks to Jackyl!

florallei 99F

9/15/2006 10:17 am

I love and appreciate feeling's good to know I could count on you!!! wink


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