scouse vasectomy  

mrbenuk1 47M
70 posts
4/29/2006 3:13 pm
scouse vasectomy

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was
enough,

as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong
enough

to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his

wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
fix

the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go
home,

get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to
his

Ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the
world,

but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is
going

to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
can

up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he
paused,

placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on
his

other hand...

This procedure also works in H'pool , parts of Essex, Sunderland,

Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales.



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