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why i drink beer
why i drink beer
in one episode of "Cheers", Cliff is seated at the bar explaining the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm. i don't think i've ever heard the concept explained better than this.
"well you see, Norm, it's like this... a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. and when a herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. this natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the herd is improved by the regular killing of the weakest members.
in much the same way, the human brain can only opperate as fast as the slowest brain cells. now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. but naturally, it kills the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after having a few beers."
6/27/2006 5:29 pm
couldnt have said it better myself !!!!
6/27/2006 5:59 pm
Oh,then there's the line from ' The Legend of Bagger Vance" 'sometimes there's just not enough alcohol.'|
In the words of the immortal Benny Hill, Correct me if I'm wrong, (no don't) Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer,,,,
Step away from the beer and no one gets hurt,,,
Excuse me, is that a beer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me,,,
Oh, the delight of beachwood aging,,, who knew?
Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer,
Ah yes, beer, the fruit of the Gods,,,,
Oh, before I go, I have a selection of ladies waiting, should you by chance, be in need of sexual gratifiation,,,
beer, beer, beer, beer
Sorry, anything that mentions the word 'beer' catches my eye