Here we go again.........  

mr_and_mrs_xmas 76M/39F
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11/27/2005 4:14 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Here we go again.........

Mrs X and I Just returned from and exhilarating 2 weeks in Ibiza and what a fabulous time we both had. Neither of us got recognised which was a huge bonus so we shagged ourselves silly with the locals all week. I need a rest from all this bonk and debauchery.

Back in dark and dank Lapland now.

Had a quick look in on the workshop and the new chief toymaker ( HTG as I call him,,Homie The Gnomie) says things have gone well all apart from the new X-Boxes. Cant get any in till after Xmas so I shall have to think of alternatives for the precocious spoiled brats that have been screaming messages into my answerphone since their mommies and daddies said ^*maybe*^. I hate stupid people! Jeff Foxworthy was right! Heres YOUR sign!!!!

I am here on this site in the first instance looking for a replacement wifelet for Mrs X.
For those who are unfamiliar with my private life I get myself a new contract wifelet every year. The contract being renewed annually if she isnt up to par ( which she hasn`t been )More on that in future blogs.

Happy to hear your present requests but bear in mind though at all times that

1.My choices may be limited due to stupid people ( see above )

2.Alternatives will be sent and are Non-Returnable.

3. I have a large stock of womens battery operated toys but the demand for these too is outstripping supply.

4. NO bribes of any kind will work.

5. No requests for either the video or the DVD of White Xmas/Holiday Inn. Its crap!

6. Be real and NO requests to have film stars in your Xmas stocking as the incident when I misread ^* AGGASSI*^ as being ^* LASSIE*^ still brings back very painful memories!

In all this also remember the important part! I know what you have asked for EVERY year since I took over the business in the 1940`s!!!!!!

Bye for now. Off to muck out the Reindeers..

Ho Ho Ho !!!

sleeplessknight1 68M

11/27/2005 4:49 pm

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Hi Mr and Mrs Xmas
I have been very good this yr, so hope yu will
bear that in mind.......

should be a fun blog to do.... but what do yu do at Easter.....

there are lots of very well behaved people in BlogLand and particularly in the bloogers group... so pay them a visit.....
yu will get gifts too... help and assistance with all things blooging.... just hit the link.... lol
Say hi to Rudolf for me.... I think he left a present behind on my roof last year...


Hope you have fun in the land of Blog.
You arrived just in time for the Christmas festivities,
so have a great one, when it arrives....

There is a bloggers group on here,
if you are interested. Its a forum for any blogging
problems. I found it very helpful, as this was the first
time I had opened a Blog.
- See the link here bloggers of this friendly site, its been around since
blogs were set up on this site....
and they are a great bunch of people.... great blogs and
a great sense of fun and humour.

Have fun.

Theres lots of great stuff on here.....

Take care.

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mr_and_mrs_xmas 76M/39F

11/28/2005 5:02 am

Thank you Sleepless. Im sorry about Rudolphs droppings. I do try and make them wait to do that whilst zooming over France!
As for easter time thats when we are haggling over warranties on the returned, unwanted or broken gifts with our suppliers. We do get time off though during the summer months. I shave my beard then too so nobody recognises me. Its a good life really!

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