Even when I'm Drunk, I'm so not cool.  

moxiekindaguy 30M
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4/7/2006 6:52 pm

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Even when I'm Drunk, I'm so not cool.


Well,well,well. I'm back again. When I don't seem have problems, I'll talk about whatever to you. Little stories I've experienced in my life. This is a sad story of just uncool I can be.
It started off last weekend. My cousin was home from college and we are very close (and not in that way, sickos!). Well, she brought a couple of her friends and we were just hanging out drinking. Now let me tell you about one of her friends, Sara. God, what a cutie. Blonde hair, long legs, the works. Well I'm too shy to talk to her in the beginning of the night. But after a few drops of "liquid courage" ie. Jagermiester, Bud Light and Grizzly Chew.
I became very bleary-eyed and I was feeling like I was feeling alright. Well she came up to me and to talk. Now I become chatty. I start tell her how cute she is, and listing every little thing that was cute about her through my slurred words.
The next morning I start remembering what I said. Now being the guy I am I start feeling bad. "Did I offend her?". "God, I am so stupid!", "Why did I say that!" Those were some of the things I thought inside my head. So Like an idiot I go over to my cousin's house and ask to speak to her. I looked at Sara and I start apologizing, "If I offended you, I'm sorry", "I'm sure you didn't want to hear that from a drunken, fat, idiot." And I even ask for her forgiveness. She told me that it was the sweetest thing she has ever heard and she called me "Prince Charming." Now I was speechless. I turned red and I crawled back into my shy shell.
It goes to show you how much of a stupid person I am.

loadeddice05 44M

4/7/2006 8:05 pm

Too bad!! Mr Moxie you need to work on your self esteem!! Take care of this and you'll find it harder to put your foot in your mouth!!!


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