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moonfire2u 69F
1630 posts
9/3/2006 8:00 am

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12/3/2006 8:30 am

Definitions

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes

Diplomat: A person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way to make you look forward to the trip.


Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river

Optimist: A person who while falling from the Eiffel Tower says halfway down "See I am not hurt yet"

Pessimist: A person who says the O is the last letter of ZERO, instead of the first letter of OPPORTUNITY

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills

Politician: One who shakes you hand before elections and your Confidence after

kind thoughts,
Moonfire



moonfire2u 69F
2602 posts
9/21/2006 4:55 am

Lee: You are just one clever guy...you are too funny...and I'm glad to meet you...)

kind thoughts,
Moonfire


LEESS7 61M  
280 posts
9/20/2006 5:24 pm

COME ON MOON UNIT,,,,,,,,WE`RE GRASPING AT STRAWS HERE,,,,HOW ABOUT? " BALLS SAID THE QUEEN, IF I HAD TO,,,, I`D BE KING "-----------------NOW THAT`S FUNNY SHIT---------SLURPUS MAXIMUS ( GREEK }----------YOU`RE A SWEETY,,, CAN`T WAIT TO MEET YOU----LEE { DID YOU SPILL YOUR DRINK? OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME? }


moonfire2u 69F
2602 posts
9/4/2006 8:06 am

warm: I like how you flyers think...lol

ZZ: I think there is an element of truth in most humor...

kind thoughts,
Moonfire


ZZ_Todd 59M

9/3/2006 6:43 pm

Ain't it da truth!


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
9/3/2006 4:25 pm

Very funny, as the truth often is!! I like the optimist one, because free-flyers have a saying, "The sky never hurt anyone!" There is that small matter of the ground though!

Oh, and "There's no such thing as a crash. Just a particularly heavy landing!"



warm xx


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