Crotchless Underwear....  

moonfire2u 69F
1631 posts
8/19/2006 8:33 am

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8/20/2006 8:07 am

Crotchless Underwear....

A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex. She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear she had seen in a
lingerie shop.

One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous, and he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned the crotchless undies and a slinky negligee. She then strolled between her husband and the television, and suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair arm.

"Want some of this?" she purred.

"Are you kidding?" he replied. "Look what it did to your underwear."

kind thoughts,

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
8/19/2006 4:50 pm

Life constantly forces me to be funny: they started laughing when I was born, and some have been laughing ever since.

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
8/19/2006 1:35 pm

Isn't it wonderful! Inside every little beam of light, a rainbow is sleeping. POT-SHOTS NO. 3326.

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
8/19/2006 12:19 pm


On crotchless underwear: "If it adds to the fun, let it be done!"

But then I am a perv.

warm xx

ZZ_Todd 59M

8/19/2006 12:01 pm

But then again, crotchless underwear.... interesting.... Nah, I still like it all the way naked!

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