Name that Smell  

mmwants 45F
163 posts
7/19/2005 5:55 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Name that Smell


okay - so Bonnie gave me a Leather scented air freshener from my car. Ususally I love Leather - but it reminds me of the smell this totally nasty dude smelled like recently.
First off - Note to self -
Please learn the names of men before you agree to go out with them
also- please note . . .
find out what they look like so when you are at the pre-arraigned public meeting place and your phone rings to tell you he is there and looking for you - you don't have to keep from turning green and hiding the urge to puke.
ph, he was vile
it is like someone smashed his head in from the top to make his face only 1/2 as tall as it should have been.
Anyway- I go with him to watch a scary movie and a comedy
He was totally scared during the first - good lord- he shrieked like a girl and talked through the second. Being a girl ‒ you know we know with in 10 minutes if we are going out of our way for you. I had decided to pass on this fine man’s offer however he scoots closer to me on the Leather seat and declares it is warn in there so he takes off his shirt and his footwear
His hands touch me and I jumped like 3 feet and tell him- I am ticklish, please do not touch me (I was thinking "I have to live in this skin so if you could not sully it with your touch, that'd be GREAT!)
moving right along, he is telling me he wants to massage me ( uggh!) "Nope. ticklish and SHhhhhhhh I am watching this . . ."
then he goes to take off his shorts and I sit up think about saying:- okay, if you take those off I will beat the crap out of you, finish watching the movie and call 911 to help revive you as I leave"
He tried to sit close to me but his shrunken head smelled like Gerry Curl, sweat, Mink Oil, Leather and musk" I almost gagged. Seriously men , pick a smell and focus.
After the movies; I agree to fix his computer and his web cam- so I turn on the cam and he has like 20 pictures of his wiener on his computer and it is the width of ALi's arm and over a foot long - this I can attest to by the burgeoning hard on he was developing knowing I was looking at PP Pictures.
I have to tell you, that if his body smell was not nauseating me by then, I would have begged for the feel of his cock, but I was on the verge of illness.
so I do the settings and leave - more or less run to my car

so now when I smell the air freshener- I feel a little queasy.

maclover965 51M

7/20/2005 11:50 pm

I truly hope you made this one up. If not, I almost feel sorry for you getting yourself into that predicament.


mmwants 45F

7/21/2005 8:23 pm

nope. all true.
, evenif he was a bit pushy


rm_proking2 48M

7/21/2005 10:04 pm

You're really funny! Perhaps you missed you're calling. If you'd like a real date with a real MAN, that smells grrrreat, drop me a line! p.s. I bring flowers too!


U4D2ofUS 52M/43F
13 posts
7/26/2005 11:39 am

Great story,We met a woman who smelled like, well being a woman I think you know like what. It stopped there for both of us.


pasadenaman2399 45M
21 posts
7/27/2005 11:46 am

Ha funny story MM. I got a new camera MM want test it out.


vcbadboy805 49M

8/8/2005 12:33 am

Great story mm. Obnoxious smells are the worst. I can't relate to that but I one went down on a woman who had so much toilet paper in her pussy from wiping herself, that I felt like I had just eaten a roll of Charmin. Took the wind right out of my sails, let me tell ya.


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