Things to do at Wal * Mart....  

mistymommie 39F
353 posts
12/12/2005 1:00 pm

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Things to do at Wal * Mart....

Things to do at Wal * Mart while your spouse/ partner is taking their sweet time and you have nothing to do, or, just because you're there...

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they are not looking.

2. Set all the alrm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.

5. Got to the Layaway counter and ask if you can put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7.Set up a tent in the sporting goods department and tell other shoppers you will invite them in if they will go to the bedding department and bring the pillows.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone"?

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, casually ask the clerk where the anti- depressant pills are.

11. Dart around the store loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the automotive department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!!

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!

And last, but not least!

15. Go into the fitting rooms and shut the door and wait awhile; and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!!"

tillerbabe 55F

12/12/2005 1:55 pm

HA! You crack me up!

rm_anacortes 74M
2850 posts
12/12/2005 7:38 pm

Gurl.. I hope your study Tiller's blog..

Forget the "teen" antics.. and perhaps you will find more love..


mistymommie 39F

12/12/2005 8:32 pm

Tiller- Back at ya babe!! ;P

mistymommie 39F

12/12/2005 8:36 pm

Anacortes- I'm not looking for love. I'm about having fun. These are are just silly little things. Nothing meant by them. And there's teen about these. This was actually passed to me from a very mature adult! You could take a lesson and try a little silliness. And it is very rude to come to someone elses blog and be rude to them over their thoughts.


mistymommie 39F

12/12/2005 9:00 pm

And, by the way-I have read Tillers blog and I adore her, but she's got some sily shit in hers too!!


rm_gsj0788 52M

12/12/2005 10:37 pm

OMG, I actually am laughing out loud. How many of these have you tried? Just ignore anacortes, someone must have pissed in his weaties. Your blog always makes me feel better just because you are having so much fun with it! SO, PLEASE KEEP IT LIGHT AND FUN!


rm_gsj0788 52M

12/12/2005 10:40 pm

P.S. I am going to have to try some of these out just to relieve some of my boredom on my next extended shopping trip!

blue_1959 57M
71 posts
12/13/2005 1:15 am

Thanks, I had to whipe the tears out of my eyes before I could type this. As a kid K-Mart was still king, and we'd pull shit like that there all the time. Picking up there phone and anouncing non-existant sales. Putting skates on loungerie manequins and escoting them around the store. Grabbing those big plastic balls out of their giant baskets and just whipping them across the store. "Fizzies in the fish tanks (dating myself there).
Ahhh the memories.

mistymommie 39F

12/13/2005 5:57 pm

gsj-as always it is a pleasure brightening your day.

blue- Glad there are still some of of out there willing to live a little and let the child in us be free once in awhile!! ;P

Thanks guys for visiting my blog.


rm_Smile_My_Way 59M
1519 posts
12/17/2005 6:12 am

Those are

I like to pull off the magnetic strips and put them in peoples pockets and watch them when they get stopped at the door and they try to talk their way to freedom.

iwillByourmantoy 50M
2 posts
12/18/2005 5:00 am

I love your time killer moments sounds like a plast. U got 2 let the anree guy come out some time. have u watched some of the peoples reactions tward the finding of condoms? some couples woluld have some interesting coments 2 each other. ^^^people watchig is 1 of my fav. passtimes ^^^ no matter were at Arnold

mistymommie 39F

12/18/2005 11:58 am

SmileMyWay-That would be fun too!

Iwill-yes, I have watched peoples reactions to the condoms-it's great! Sometimes if it is a couple they kinda look at each other all questioningly and then turn red. Pretty funny.


itsallfun1957 59M

12/18/2005 8:28 pm

Misty, that was so twisted, I loved your list. Tomato juice trails and fetal positions, that's just so twisted. Thanks, great post. Keep having fun.>>>itsallfun1957

mistymommie 39F

12/19/2005 5:51 pm

itsallfun-I live to have fun. For so long I couldn't. Glad you liked it.


mistymommie 39F

12/27/2005 6:13 pm

OoooAhhhh- lol- glad you liked it. Thanks for visiting!


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