Just something silly :D  

mistymommie 39F
353 posts
3/30/2006 11:29 am

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8/13/2006 7:51 pm

Just something silly :D


A LADY WALKED INTO A LEXUS DEALERSHIP TO BROWSE.

SHE SPOTTED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, PERFECTLY LOADED LEXUS. SHE WALKED OVER TO INSPECT IT CLOSER.

AS SHE BENT FORWARD TO FEEL THE FINE LEATHER UPHOLSTERY, AN UNEXPECTED LITTLE BURST OF FLATULENCE ESCAPED HER.

VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE ANXIOUSLY LOOKED AROUND TO SEE IF ANYONE HAD NOTICED.

THERE, STANDING BEHIND HER WAS A SALESMAN WITH A PLEASANT SMILE AND SAID "GOOD DAY, MADAME. HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY?"

TRYING TO MAINTAIN AN AIR OF SOPHISTICATION AND ACTING AS THOUGH NOTHING HAD HAPPENED, SHE SMILED AND ASKED, "SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY VEHICLE?"

STILL SMILING PLEASANTLY, HE REPLIED, "MADAME, I'M VERY SORRY TO SAY THAT IF YOU FARTED JUST TOUCHING THE VEHICLE, YOU'RE GONNA SHIT WHEN YOU HEAR THE PRICE."



stykman6942r3 57M
4 posts
4/9/2006 8:15 am

Now that there is funny let me tell ya!


norprin5 55M

7/5/2006 8:41 am

i don't know if you ever check back...but i miss you

King Nor XVIII


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