I see stupid people...  

mistymommie 39F
353 posts
12/6/2005 8:43 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I see stupid people...

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half-dozen nuggets. "We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents. Two for a dollar.

tillerbabe 55F

12/6/2005 11:47 pm

Ah yes..." I see stoopid people every where..and they don't even know they're stoopid!"

mistymommie 39F

12/7/2005 12:27 am

I know, it's a shame. Someone really should tell them.

norprin5 55M

12/7/2005 3:52 pm

you could tell them, but they wouldn't understand. in the old days they would have been left in the forest for the wolves

King Nor XVIII

mistymommie 39F

12/9/2005 9:50 pm

Yes, Natural Selection-what a wonderful thing.

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