Happily Addicted to the Web  

mistymommie 39F
353 posts
12/7/2005 9:24 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Happily Addicted to the Web

(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',

From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',

I'm happy--although

My boss let me go--

Happily addicted to the Web.

All night long, I sit clicking,

Unaware time is ticking,

There's beard on my cheek,

Same clothes for a week,

Happily addicted to the Web.

Friends come by; they shake me,

Saying, "Yo, man!

Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"

With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man;

I don't phone, don't send faxes,

Don't go out, don't pay taxes,

Who cares if someday

They drag me away?

I'm happily addicted to the Web!

MillsShipsGayly 51M

12/7/2005 10:00 am

very good

mistymommie 39F

12/7/2005 11:37 am



rm_MarkE_DeSade 60M
4 posts
12/7/2005 12:28 pm

*lol* that's excellent!


mistymommie 39F

12/7/2005 1:50 pm

I thought it was funny too.


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