Only if you're REALLY bored.  

miss_cj_000 32F
121 posts
8/19/2005 1:02 am

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Only if you're REALLY bored.

Too lazy to think of anything else, so....

Supermarkets: A some things that annoy me.
1. 12 items or less means just that. Quite simple really. Most people can count that far, so why do I constantly have to wait for the idiots with trolleys full of stuff?
These people should have their own special check-out: 12 brain cells or less.

2. The bulk-buyers. Do you really need 18 bottles of apple juice? Of course you f*cking don't. Trust me, it will be on special again, don't panic.

3. The people who stand in the middle of the isle staring blanky at the shelves for what seems like hours. The choice really isn't that hard. I don't think it matters too much if you get two-ply or three-ply toilet paper, no one will notice anyway.

rm_lumpy175 41M
7 posts
8/19/2005 6:10 pm

my god we must shop in the same place!!!! about three weeks ago i was asked to leave the supermarket cos i got stuck into this guy who had too many items for the express lane....about 25!!!.... this really annoys me!!! express lanes are just that...also i asked one of the highly intelligent high school boys operating the checkout whether the oranges, pineapple and bannanas that i bought were tasmanian!!! his reply..... "yes of course we stock local produce as much as possible" ok then..... there must be some very tropical part of the state that i havn't been to yet!!! he was a bit annoyed when i burst into laughter....along with the person waiting behind me....

the_dominatrix 31F
1 post
8/20/2005 3:24 am

Thanks for your comment on my blog. Well done you seem to actually have a brain and congratulations because you made me feel quite guilty. I don't mean that in bitchy way. Feeling anything on this place is rare. This has all really been just a bit of a joke, a friend and I created these things a while ago. I dont really come here vety often but lately I've been a bit bored and I've been here more often. I don't lead people on. I hope I haven't upset anyone. I never even really thought about that before. But I doubt I'm the only imposter on this site.

miss_cj_000 32F

8/20/2005 5:41 am

One word for all the morons who didn't believe me (or chose not to): Vindicated.
(Just had a look and it seems the_dominatrix has deleted the comment I left in her blog. No problem, I'll just post it here instead.)

rm_Launsingle 46M

8/24/2005 6:39 pm

Hey Cj. I'm more bothered by [a] the obvious, old one about supermarket trolley wheels that all face and go in different directions; how the crappy plastic ones from 10 years ago steered better both empty and full than the current / previous chromed type, which are at best only marginally stable and under control when very full.
[c] trolleys ruined by such overloading that the frames are twisted and never run properly at all, with one castor up like a dog’s leg,
[d] retarded parents who won't read the signs about it being forbidden to have kids hanging on the side where they can fall off to fracture their worthless but fragile crania on the floor, or a passing trolley [ie mine],
and last but easily worst, [e] the old people who try to sidle in front of you the next time the line moves, in 12 Items or the main checkouts, because they're old and assume 'you won't mind' or expect you'll just let them past.
Ditto in the Post Office, where we're always in a rush and there are never enough counters open. I'm looking forward to being less rushed in my old age, being able to take everything slower.
For now, I'd like not to miss the only bus for an hour to an essential meeting, so if you're about to angle your basket my way from behind, I'm going to tear it off and insert it in you. And thanks for listening…
BTW Cj, it wasn’t 18 bottles, it was 4, & grape, not apple ;0

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