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F*ck the title.
F*ck the title.
People who have pissed me off recently:
George Romero - I went and saw Land of the Dead last week. After Dawn of the Dead 2004 came out, Georgie was one of the first people to have a bitch about it. Then, in the ultimate display of hypocrisy, he copied scenes from DOTD in his sh*tty movie. If anyone has George's phone number, call him and tell him this from me: "Some things just don't improve with age. Go get a job at Disney, I'm sure you'll fit in really well there."
What sucked most about Land of the Dead:
Simon Baker - The guy sucks a huge amount of ass. He even has a webpage called "SimonSphere". God...
The plot - No wait... the LACK of plot. I've seen a lot of zombie movies and I'd have to say even 28 Days Later was better (only just).
The lack of decent gore - If I'm going to see a movie about undead humans that like to eat living humans I want to see a reasonable amount of bloodshed.
The make-up - I was doing better make-up jobs when I was 12.
The lack of zombie babies - Ain't nothing better than a newborn zombie. (Apparently George isn't too interested in pushing the boundaries anymore.)
The cat - Do not ever attempt to spray on my sofa again. Next time it happens you'll be finding yourself back at the R.S.P.C.A. Either that or the vet. It doesn't cost much to have a cat put down. In fact, it probably costs less than I currently spend on feeding you every week. Think about it.
People who message me on Yahoo to tell me they're killing themselves - Good.
Thought for the day: I'm trashed and I can still spell. Yeah... that's a subtle hint. (For all the people that didn't get the hint: Don't bother e-mailing me unless you can figure out the spell-checker. Better yet, don't even bother
e-mailing me, I probably won't reply anyway.)
Best quote from the DOTD special features:"For reasons yet to be determined The bodies of the recently deceased are returning to life and attacking the living."
Yeah... 749,999 idiots left to go.
(Almost forgot... Simon Baker was born in Launceston....)
9/14/2005 3:03 am
do people really email you and tell you that they are going to kill themselfs...lol|
9/22/2005 1:23 pm
Oh yes. And in my opinion people like that should be rounded up and shot. Along with clowns, midgets who star in porn films and anyone named Boy George.|