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miss_cj_000 32F
121 posts
8/24/2005 9:44 pm

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Can't be bothered thinking of a title


Some things I've decided:
1. People who drink beer more than three times a week should not be allowed access to computers. It's for their own safety really.

2. Maury Povich has really gone downhill. I'd say 75% of new episodes are paternity test ones. In my opinion, if your stupid/skanky enough to sleep with 12 people in a week, you (shouldn't be having children anyway) don't deserve to know which one of them fathered your bastard child.
These people should really be de-sexed.

3. People should think before they talk. Is it really that hard to put your brain into gear before you engage your mouth? I don't think so.

4. New smoking laws for clubs and pubs: A heap of shite. Tasmania is a dirt-poor dump anyway, let's ass- our chances of it improving by banning smoking in pubs and clubs.
No one wants to have to stand outside in the cold while they smoke. (it also means you have to either finish your drink or leave it inside, which isn't safe)
Hey... I've got a great idea... let's cut down every tree here, ban smoking completely, start using coal for electricity and kill every native animal on this retarded island.
Yeah.... that'll help get tourists here.
I should be Premier of Tasmania.

Things I would do if I were God:
1. Get rid of Israel. If it isn't there, no one can fight over it.
2. Encourage world peace by removing all humans. We seem to be the only ones here with a problem.
3. Populate the world with thinking, talking prarie dogs. Nothing that cute could ever become warped or evil.

rm_MrStr0Ng
22 posts
8/25/2005 1:37 am

Wow...you do love a good bitch...hahaha
Anyway gotta agree about smoking laws...i've considered going to parliament and trying to kill all our pollies with second hand smoke....it COULD work!
Point 2: If you ran for god you'd have my vote...people are stupid...that's my basic philosphy...and prarie dogs...yes...very good idea...but...could we have llamas too?


miss_cj_000 32F

8/25/2005 8:10 am

GOD-F*CKING-DAMMIT just spend 5 minutes writing a reply to MrStrONg's comment and it didn't get added. God I hate AdultFriendFinder. I think I'm gonna just stick with Myspace for my blog, at least stuff gets added there. No f*cking around with approval or anything.


rm_Launsingle 46M

8/28/2005 8:53 pm

Can’t agree on smoking bans, I'm afraid. But I'm enjoying the conversation ...
They were introduced to save staff from the smoke, not the punters. Bar staff don't deserve to die like Chinese coalminers.
The nonsmoking 80% of customers will also spend more.
It’s a tragedy in the long term that tobacco multinationals have manipulated nicotine so much it’s almost impossible to give up. It wasn't the case even 20 years ago.

>>No-one wants to have to stand outside in the cold while they smoke.
There’s summer nights to look forward to. Plus it does mean you can socialise without all us anal weenie nonsmoking squares

>>(it also means you have to either finish your drink or leave it inside, which isn't safe)
So leave it inside at the table with a mate you trust. Have a designated nonsmoker inside, or just take it in turns...what’s a minute apart from a friend once an evening?

>>I should be Premier of Tasmania.
You'd get my vote. But try for Mayor first. At least your succinct views would put George Brookes in his place.

>> If I were God: Get rid of Israel. If it isn't there, no one can fight over it.
Being God, didn't you start it anyway? We’ve tried removing Israel [Sumeria, Babylon - twice, Egypt, Assyria, Persia, Macedon, Rome, Christianity - twice, the Moslems, the Ottomans, Britain and France, Adolf Hitler...and all the Arab Republics.
Currently the Israelis are trying to destroy themselves, so even they can't manage it.

Although... if you were god, you could fix everyone’s memory so we’d not notice Israel was missing. Rather like an episode of Angel, but it might work.

>>2. Encourage world peace by removing all humans. We seem to be the only ones here with a problem.
Yes, the only way to save Earth is to remove all the people. Much as I love spaceflight, if you could arrange it before we spread to Mars and beyond? Arthur C Clarke told the Pope, “I've never seen God, but I am interested in her...”

>>3.Populate the world with thinking, talking prarie dogs. Nothing that cute could ever become warped or evil.
I agree, as they're vegetarian rodents, so not really dogs at all.
Tho’ I've a horrible suspicion this already happened, which is how we ended up with reality TV.
Prarie Platypus, now that would be cool. Aquatic, venomed, electrosensitive, you can't go wrong.

Anyway, the bible says hate the smoke but love the smoker ...and remember, every party pies is doing you damage.


rm_skraz00 30M
6 posts
9/2/2005 1:06 am

>> If I were God: Get rid of Israel. If it isn't there, no one can fight over it.

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Well as god you would have never given them Isreal in the first place, that war has been ongoing for far more many generations than many people realise. It goes back to before christ. Either way i dont think getting rid of Isreal is the answer as its not Israel that wants the land as such - i know that previouse statement sounds absurd but its all to do with religion, its more to do with the Jewish and Arab thing because of versions of the bible and past doctrine etc. So essentually you would have to kill all Arabs or Jews.
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>>2. Encourage world peace by removing all humans. We seem to be the only ones here with a problem.

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Interesting and on first thought i agree with this - however i think moral principles are where the problems are caused more so than the race itself, for instance a utilitarianism and a virtue ethicist are going to disagree on some fundamental things that will always cause conflict in situation. Maybe the answer is to stop humans from thinking.
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>>3.Populate the world with thinking, talking prarie dogs. Nothing that cute could ever become warped or evil.

I HATE prarie dogs, simply cause of the fact you can hardly classify them as dogs. Also each race has its own conflicts, just watch two dogs go at each other to get the idea.

launsingle -
Anyway, the bible says hate the smoke but love the smoker ...and remember, every party pies is doing you damage.

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The new testament sorta says that *who am i kidding it does but conflicts in other places* but the old testament definatly doesnt, in fact its your moral duty to stone people to death for some sins, so who knows where smoking will fall in there.


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