What is it with people?  

mikeofborg 56M
104 posts
8/6/2006 5:12 pm

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8/8/2006 10:15 am

What is it with people?


My helpers forget everything they've learned about what has to be done. Repeairmen make wheelchair problems much worse. Customer advisors at the bank give really bad advice then do something entirely different from what they say they will. An entire army of experts fail for sixteen years to propperly fix my leaking roof. My junk email has reached nearly 300 a day including multiple attempts to defraud me. And for the second time today, there's no fucking sugar in my coffee!

But this is as nothing compared to my everyday experience of moving among the great British public. The other day, a girl in the local Spar didn't act weird while serving me. This is such an unusual occurrence in my life that it comes as a rare treat when it actually happens.

lovemetouchme5 51F
2102 posts
8/6/2006 9:03 pm

After the day is over, are you going to remember all the bad stuff that happened, or the girl who served you? That's the important question...Loveme


mikeofborg 56M
39 posts
8/6/2006 9:22 pm

You know what, loveme, you're absolutely right.

Sometimes it takes a lovely person with a big heart to help you see things straight again. Thanks babe.


BaronessK 52F

8/7/2006 12:40 am

Are you around a bunch of buttheads or something a lot? Why do they treat you different?


mikeofborg 56M
39 posts
8/7/2006 6:20 am

Well yes, Baroness, the butthead quota does seem to have risen sharply in these parts recently. As to why people treat me differently, well, having no arms or legs does make me look unusual and people get embarrassed, feel awkward, who knows. So they avoid eye contact, speak only to my helper, are over-attentive, over-familiar, talk to me as if I'm three, all sorts of ways really. Ninety-nine percent of the time, I'm OK. I won't sy I'm ever 100% OK with it because I'm not. A little bit of me gets scratched every time. But now and again, it just gets too much, you know?


BaronessK 52F

8/7/2006 7:53 am

They don't see that your head is intact, and therefore should assume the brain is? I mean, after all, you not a male residing in Alabama, so it's probable some of the brain neurons are firing and everything!

Over-attentive? I think all I ever did was flirt...that's not a no-no, no way!


mikeofborg 56M
39 posts
8/7/2006 2:49 pm

Yes Baroness, as far as I can tell, all my neurons are firing just fine. They certainly manage to come up with a thought or two now and again. Sometimes weird thoughts, often very kinky, even intelligent ones on occasion!

But B, you can be as attentive as you like with me honey!


BaronessK 52F

8/7/2006 4:14 pm

Definie 'kinky', for you...preferably in person!

I've got so many 'kinks'...I would be a messed up slinky!


mikeofborg 56M
39 posts
8/8/2006 10:15 am

Yes she is spunky.


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