Has a (_______) and knows how to use it.  

michelle410 54M/55F
13 posts
12/10/2005 6:42 am

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Has a (_______) and knows how to use it.

Anyone else like the profiles that state confidently that user X has a (tongue/penis) and they know how to use it?

Well...no shit. I'd like to think everyone with a penis or tongue knows how to use it. I've yet to see a profile, "I have an average sized penis, but I'm clueless what to do with it. Can someone help me out here"?

Let's get down to brass tacks. What these users are attempting to do is brag about their sexual prowess, they're just not sure how to do it. Here are some suggestions that top "know how to use it" :

1. Very talented
2. skilled
3. good technique
4. long lasting
5. responsive to needs of partner

Those are some starters. Feel free to come up with your own, and really give some thought to avoiding, "know how to use it".

Happy sexing!

doit4joy 59M
645 posts
12/10/2005 8:08 am

and the guy want to use it for experiment to satisfy his desire.

I've never put that kind of words in my profile, since I don't know average performance of average guys. (Porno is fake, and edited, so that's far away from reality)

Service4uall 57M
41 posts
12/10/2005 8:38 am

Michelle, I am also responsive to my partner as it gets me so horny to do whatever she wants or needs. I am always wanting to know more as I feel smaller then average size. However I want to learn and feel women want a man with lots of experience. She wants him to take charge of the event.

So r u 1 of those ladies willing to teach what u want. Meals in bed, greeting at the door, taking your shoes and socks off and rub those tender feet. Make the bed, walk around naked as a waiter offering what you need, grapes, wine?

Please let me know?

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
12/10/2005 8:48 am

"Fully qualified for the positons I'm seeking"

"I gots the skills ta' pay the bills!"

"The master long laster"

"State certified Sex Stud"

" Let's just say I'm like a radio station, the hits just keep on cummin' "

"Ladies, my Snicker really satisfies"

Not bad eah?

Why, thank you!

Oh yeah and big, amen!


Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
12/10/2005 3:04 pm


And what about the fact that EVERY man on this site (well 99 claim to love GIVING oral!! That makes me laugh...if it was true, we'd never get out of bed!!

Frangi x

rm_Khemeckals 37M
94 posts
12/15/2005 11:19 am

I've never said that, but i'll go ahead and post this.

3 inches fully erect
Lasts for 45 seconds
Hates to cuddle
Will not call you the next day.

hahahah, that should get the emails rolling in.

rm_chingon5801 34M
49 posts
8/6/2010 3:26 am

that last post is good. lol

luvyurfeet 52M

8/4/2011 3:37 pm

Sex is like snow you never how many inches you"ll get or How long it"ll last

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